Rod Stewart Shuns Green Burial, Wants The Works
Rod Stweart quipped today that he wants to follow in the footsteps of Elvis Presley’s death — no, not by dying on the toilet — but by bring buried in a grand mausoleum in his backyard. Apparently, the old rocker has an aversion to the Earth and would rather help contribute to resource deleption with some fancy temple to his ‘amazing’ life. From the article,
“Stewart says, “Actually, I don’t like the idea of being buried underground. I want to be above ground, like Elvis at his house. I’d like a nice little mausoleum here in the garden. I’ll have to write to my MP (Member of Parliament) about that.”
Do us all a favor Rod, and just get cremated. I’m sure it will be just as grand.