In what is one of the weirdest articles I have seen in a long time, the Malibu coastline is a mess, and septic tanks are considered the culprit. Malibu, California, home to Tom Hanks, Pierce Brosnan, and Ted Danson, was incorporated back in 1991 to avoid construction of a sewage line. That means that this town of the rich & famous has around 2,400 septic tanks.
A bunch of waste is winding up in the Pacific and officials think it is due to leaky septic tanks. So, the big question is, is it celebrity crap that is causing this mess? Gross. Sorry to associate your face with this one, Teddy boy.