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Bon JoviHaha, I can’t believe we missed this. We just heard about it from the newest edition of Grist List, out today. He explains to the press why he’s doing all of this green goodwill, why he’s a Habitat for Humanity Ambassador, and why he gave a million bucks to Katrina. Says, Jon Bon Jovi:

“It’s because I feel guilty about the huge hole in the ozone layer my haircuts created. It’s my responsibility to right the wrongs of the Eighties.”

He’s trying to make up for all of those hair styles that required an entire bottle of Aqua Net everyday. See? It’s okay to make mistakes sometimes. You can make up for them later!

Thanks to Jeff for confirming my picture selection is, in fact, the Bon Jovi of yore.

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