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Britney Spears Flees Commercial Flight With No Leather Seats

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snipshot_e4vuj8u31xe.jpgJust when things were looking up for Britney Spears.

The pop star has been working on a comeback with several well-received impromptu concerts and a new album, but still refuses to rub two brain cells together on most everything else.

This past Friday night, on a commercial flight from L.A. to Miami, Spears flipped out after finding that the plane had absolutely no leather seats. It got so bad that she demanded the plane return to the gate so that she could get off.

We were about to award bonus points for the pop star’s choice in travel — her past is littered with private jet abuse. We’re fairly certain, however, that her shocking discovery on this flight will lead her back to old habits.

Who knew that first class could be so thoughtless?

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