Mother Nature was really looking forward to a Paris Hilton carbon emissions vacation – 45 whole days to relax and recuperate a bit. However, after serving only 3 days in jail, Paris Hilton is going home. Sure, she’ll have an ankle bracelet to make sure that she stays there for the remainder of her sentence, but an ankle bracelet doesn’t stop carbon emissions.
In jail, she was in solitary confinement. Frankly, that’s a pretty tough punishment. It was done so for safety reasons, and probably so she couldn’t start an heiress gang on the inside. She’s been released for an unspecified medical condition. According to TMZ.com,Â sources say she wasn’t eating the food that was being served to her. Now, at home, what will occur? Private chefs cooking around the clock? All the lights on, all of the time? If you or I were faced with a similar charges and stopped eating prison food, would we get to home too?
Mother Nature, get ready. Paris is back too soon.