Comments on: Paris Hilton Vows To Help Drunk Elephants Avoid Trouble

By: some dude

some dude — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 01:32:30 +0000

Paris you are becoming a real genius. Seriously. This puts her well past Geroge Bush ono the evolutionary ladder. Again. Not joking.

By: Chelsea

Chelsea — Thu, 22 Nov 2007 19:44:46 +0000

Okay Paris,What have you done now?Seriously i get that you dont want to be classifyed as the blonde ditzy heiress but supporting drunk elephants isnt going to help your image!If you really want to make a difference go to invisiblechildren.com they are the ones that really need help in africa…

By: Princessdiva

Princessdiva — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:50:32 +0000

That elephant reminded me of myself this past weekend. Fabulous!

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Wed, 14 Nov 2007 09:00:37 +0000

Paris Hilton Vows To Help Drunk Elephants Avoid Trouble

Paris Hilton is urging Indian residents to lock up their booze to protect the welfare of elephants

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Wed, 14 Nov 2007 00:56:43 +0000

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By: j. l. kane

j. l. kane — Tue, 13 Nov 2007 18:55:10 +0000

Laugh all you want, but what would this world be without good deeders such as Paris Hilton? Can you imagine a wild elephant stampede down the streets of Muncie, Indiana? Of course not. Someone has to go to India and put a stop to this travesty. One drunk elephant and you made a small mistake. Two drunk elephants and shame on the town. But a herd of drunk elephants and shame on the nation. And to think I thought Al Gore was running on just two cylinders. Paris has absolutely no oars in the water and certainly is missing at least 51 cards out of her deck.

By: Wasting Prep Time 11-9-2007

Wasting Prep Time 11-9-2007 — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 23:45:47 +0000

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By: becky

becky — Fri, 09 Nov 2007 05:57:12 +0000

That is just so weird.

By: cokane

cokane — Thu, 08 Nov 2007 23:14:38 +0000

Wow, those elephants sound FUN.

By: Re:Generator Magazine » Blog Archive » Paris Hilton finds a cause to latch onto

Thu, 08 Nov 2007 18:11:23 +0000

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