Madonna Spends My College Loans A Year On Bottled Water
Filed under: not green — Michael Parrish DuDell @ 11:43 am
January 10th 2008
Remember that Tom Cruise Vs. Oil comment war we had on Ecorazzi last week. Well, now I’m about to start a whole new one with all the crazy Madonna fans.
It’s just been announced that Madonna spends 120,000 dollars a year on….WATER!!!! Please reread that sentence for the full effect. Yes mam, The Queen Of Pop (not the drink, the music) spends almost 10,000 dollars a month on special Kabbalah-blessed water for her and her clan. And what’s the price tag on this special “holy” water? 5 dollars for each small bottle.
With a couple strokes on the ol’ calculator I figured that Madonna is not only spending way more money than I make a year… on water, but also she is using 24,000 bottles annually. Yo, Mo, I know you’re thirsty, but you’re killing us here…literally.
Hey, I have an idea: maybe the Scientologists should bottle their own H20 too. I mean I’m sure spending a million dollars a year on oil works up quite the thirst. Tommy, can you hear me?
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She drinks at least 65 bottles of water per day, every day of the year? Basic math people, basic math.
Please file under can’t possibly be true.
Now we know why she is called the “material girl”
Look at that outfit. She clearly doesn’t give a damn — about ANYTHING!
Basic reading Lee, basic reading. My article says that she spends that much on water for her “and her clan.” Her immediate family is 5 and I’m sure she provides for her personal staff as well. If we’re suppose to drink 8 glasses of water a day (and rumor has it that she drinks more than that) it’s totally possible that she goes through 65 bottles per day. Which is ridiculous and just my point.
I will gladly sell Madonna my Jana-ha-ha-lalah blessed water for half the price. I’ll even insert a magic bay leaf in each bottle at no extra cost.
Add that to the diamond eyelashes and new toilet seats wherever she goes- and then she takes it to the “slums” of India. Leaving admiration for Americans everywhere in her footsteps.
I think its silly to expect celebrities to “get it” more than regular people. My mother – not a famous person at all – drinks several bottles of water a day because its just easier. Madonna is just a dumb, self-involved person like many people we all know out there. She just happens to have mad money.
Thats horrible! That is doing so much damage to our environment! Come on Madonna, set a better example. Read the facts about the terrible effects bottled water has on our environment at http://www.BottledWaterBlues.com
I honestly don’t understand people, criticism is one of the things we overlook, granted you are making a point on certain things in this case “Madonna drinking to much bottled water and therefore she spends to much money”, but I imagine each and everyone of us reading and writing here have something that we do that is a waste of energy and money, not in the same volume of hers since I’m assuming most if not all of us reading and writing here cannot afford what she or any of this high paid stars can afford.
I am guilty in all counts, I drink every morning in every day a Grande Americano in a Venti Cup from Starbucks, and does that make me bad; clearly not.
Love and peace
Hi, NGL: that doesn’t make a bad person but it sure makes you a very WASTEFUL person!