Are you someone who enjoys ‘tame’ sharks? If so, I would urge even you to reconsider clicking below. You see, the movie I’m about to reveal not only involves sharks. Oh no. It involves tame sharks that are turned in man-eating killers because of secretly released toxins by a greedy corporate real estate developer! If you can hardly believe this is a script, much less a movie — run away now! But, if you must know, click more to find out what famed green activist actually gave the green light to star in this epic! You’ve been warned!
It’s been revealed that the actress will star this summer in Shark Swarm. Here’s the synopsis:
This Summer, Daryl will star along with John Schneider (“Smallville”) and Armand Assante (“American Gangster”) in the Hallmark Channel Original Movie Event “Shark Swarm,” premiering as part of a blockbuster Memorial Day Weekend, Saturday, May 24. Set in the small coastal town of Full Moon Bay, the film deals with a greedy corporate real estate developer who is secretly releasing toxins that are killing the fish and turning otherwise tame sharks into man eating killers. Hannah plays the wife of Schneider’s character, whose fishery is threatened by the deadly toxins in the water.
Who needs a Captain Planet movie when we’ve got this gem? And what the hell is a “tame” shark?
I can’t wait.
via american city