Orlando Bloom’s Water Conservation Has Girlfriend Wrinkling Nose

February 28th 2008

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While we’ve no doubt the credibility of this rumor (it came from an ‘anonymous’ source who revealed all to the cradle of truth known as The Star), we thought you might be interested to know that Orlando Bloom smells. This, according to on-again, off-again girlfriend Miranda Kerr (wait a minute, what happened to Rumer Willis?) who insists the star needs to raise his standards of personal hygiene. Here’s the DL,

“‘Miranda thinks Orlando is too smelly. Recently, she asked him if he could wash his clothes and perhaps shower more often.” When he’s not working on a film, the Pirates of the Caribbean star, 31, ‘goes days without washing his clothes,’ adds the source. ‘He’ll wear the same jeans for a week before he throws them in the washer. Same goes for his sweaters, T-shirts and socks.’”

The source also add that Orlando doesn’t help matters by sleeping with his dog, Sidi, and allowing her to slobber all over him.

So ladies, there you have it. If you can get past his man smell, good looks, love for animals, and eco-friendly water conservation habits, we’re pretty sure you’ll find a decent human being under there. Anyone out there willing to help him with his laundry?

via green daily 

19 Responses to “Orlando Bloom’s Water Conservation Has Girlfriend Wrinkling Nose”

  1. Orlando,
    Thanks for doing your part in being water efficient!
    Ali, Water Conservation Specialist

  2. I wear the same jeans, sweater and bra for a week, shower every other day. And I don’t smell. I also flush only when necessary. Tell me what’s wrong with that picture?

    I will take an ecosexual like Orlando any time . . . I believe Mr. Bloom should speak up more on behalf of the planet. More people need to know about his green-ness.

    http://lamarguerite.wordpress.com
    ‘Listening to the Planet’

  3. SO WHAT!

    There are tons of people in this world that do the same thing.

    The only reason anyone notices Orlando’s “hygiene” is because he is living in a fishbowl with flashing cameras everywhere

    poor guy.

  4. Why is Miranda all of a sudden bringing Hygiene?? All she probley has to offer is her boobs and no brains, what right does she have to say anything about anybody, she slept with him and than she talks shit about him whats up with that????

  5. hey i say all for it
    just invite him back to your places
    invite him to join you in the shower
    what man can resist a naked woman
    you can have fun cleaning each other and after words do the dirty deed
    after your done say you going to get a drink of water or something and then drab his cloths and put then in the wash and clean then
    but he just might stay more smell and come over more and then you would just never leave the bedroom
    but who would what to leave his arms that body

  6. i bet he smells lovely! woof woof!

  7. I love Orlando and I found a great website that sells the same silver bracelet that Orlando has. For anyone interested, it is SilverBabyBracelets.com and it is the adult double bracelet for men and women. I got one and love it!

  8. Orlando is doing his part how he sees fit for himself…I sleep with my dog too..and whats wrong with going a few days in the same jeans…I do it…some people are just too prissy….I could handle a man like that…especially Mr. Bloom

  9. i think orland bloom is amazing weather he smells or not….miranda kerr is the luckiest person alive…if i was orlando’s girlfeind i would not care about his personal hygiene at alllll!!!!!
    xoxoxoxo

  10. The website (SilverBabyBracelets.com) that sells the sterling silver bracelet that Orlando Bloom has now offers it at a lower price (only $55!) I love mine so much and they would make a great holiday gift!

  11. grow up miranda. if you can’t bet them join em. i have three kids some days i’m lucky to get a shower.

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