March 17th 2008
Paris Hilton Is Headed To Africa, But Not For Charity
Filed under: campaigns — michael @ 9:50 pm
Remember, oh about six months ago, when Paris Hilton was still into the whole “I just got out of jail and must now focus on God, and children, and all that.”? There was even a charity mission to Rwanda planned with the organization Playing for Good that Paris was nervous about undertaking. As she said, however, she wanted to “show people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me.” Uh huh. Strangely, that trip was canceled.
BUT WAIT! Turns out Paris is in fact going to Africa — but for all the reasons that we were apparently misconceiving her of in the first place. Hilton will be there accompanying puppy-dog boyfriend Benji Madden on tour with the band Good Charlotte. Said Benji, “I’d do anything she wanted. I’m a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I’m really happy. She’s the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I’m doing. And I try to be the same way for her.”
Yea, we’re pretty sure this African safari is going to end with Hilton jumping ship early. Perhaps she’ll pose with a starving orphan or something on her way out.
via People
Ugh, what a useless waste of CO2 that bimbo is. Self-centred, narcissistic and stupid. I’d like to see how she’d survive in the real world without all her money and fame. Is she any kind of role model for American women?? and unfortunately we get her dimwitted face plastered all over the magazines and newspapers over here in Europe too. Thank’s America!
Us Good Charlotte fans aren’t very happy either. Of all the girls in the world, why did Benji Madden have to take up with that stupid, worthless sleazebag.
I have been severely stalked by Paris W. Hilton since October 16 of last year. My name is Brandon M. Witte, 31 years old, Arlington, TX. I have been going to the police since early January for help and not until a break in two weeks ago are they taking the situation seriously. She has had illegal devices put into my home (cameras, noise makers, and maybe even small electronic weapons.) It is my belief that she did the same thing to the singer Britney Spears. I had met both of them on Myspace in October and it is my sound belief that the split that ensued between them in late October and early November was over me. If any of you want to look into my story, go to my Myspace page, Brandon M.Witte, Arlington, TX, age 31. There is a lot of the story there but a lot more that I placed on the bulletin sheet. Please get to the latest bulletin that I have posted if you want to get the whole story. Many news organizations have been contacted not to mention the F.B.I. This thing is about to explode. The truth will come out that she was harming the Spears girl to discredit her and make her appear to be insane. They had an all out battle for me. The ironic thing is that I would never have dated either: they are not my type. This thing with Hilton now posing as the girlfriend of Madden is a joke. It is her second alibi in three months. When I first went to the police in early January, it was lesbian. Now since I started contacting news agencies (first with InTouch on the thirteenth of March) she is really looking for protection with the Madden guy, obviously keeping it all in the family (Madden is the brother of her friend Nicole’s boyfriend.) Thank you. Sincerely, Brandon M. Witte