Paris Hilton Is Headed To Africa, But Not For Charity

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by Michael dEstries March 17, 2008
Categories: Causes
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hilton1.jpgRemember, oh about six months ago, when Paris Hilton was still into the whole “I just got out of jail and must now focus on God, and children, and all that.”? There was even a charity mission to Rwanda planned with the organization Playing for Good that Paris was nervous about undertaking. As she said, however, she wanted to “show people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me.” Uh huh. Strangely, that trip was canceled.

BUT WAIT! Turns out Paris is in fact going to Africa — but for all the reasons that we were apparently misconceiving her of in the first place. Hilton will be there accompanying puppy-dog boyfriend Benji Madden on tour with the band Good Charlotte. Said Benji, “I’d do anything she wanted. I’m a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I’m really happy. She’s the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I’m doing. And I try to be the same way for her.”

Yea, we’re pretty sure this African safari is going to end with Hilton jumping ship early. Perhaps she’ll pose with a starving orphan or something on her way out.

via People


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  • http://ahandmadegreentopia.blogspot.com/ Christina

    Ugh, what a useless waste of CO2 that bimbo is. Self-centred, narcissistic and stupid. I’d like to see how she’d survive in the real world without all her money and fame. Is she any kind of role model for American women?? and unfortunately we get her dimwitted face plastered all over the magazines and newspapers over here in Europe too. Thank’s America! :(

  • Tanya

    Us Good Charlotte fans aren’t very happy either. Of all the girls in the world, why did Benji Madden have to take up with that stupid, worthless sleazebag.

  • Brandon M. Witte

    I have been severely stalked by Paris W. Hilton since October 16 of last year. My name is Brandon M. Witte, 31 years old, Arlington, TX. I have been going to the police since early January for help and not until a break in two weeks ago are they taking the situation seriously. She has had illegal devices put into my home (cameras, noise makers, and maybe even small electronic weapons.) It is my belief that she did the same thing to the singer Britney Spears. I had met both of them on Myspace in October and it is my sound belief that the split that ensued between them in late October and early November was over me. If any of you want to look into my story, go to my Myspace page, Brandon M.Witte, Arlington, TX, age 31. There is a lot of the story there but a lot more that I placed on the bulletin sheet. Please get to the latest bulletin that I have posted if you want to get the whole story. Many news organizations have been contacted not to mention the F.B.I. This thing is about to explode. The truth will come out that she was harming the Spears girl to discredit her and make her appear to be insane. They had an all out battle for me. The ironic thing is that I would never have dated either: they are not my type. This thing with Hilton now posing as the girlfriend of Madden is a joke. It is her second alibi in three months. When I first went to the police in early January, it was lesbian. Now since I started contacting news agencies (first with InTouch on the thirteenth of March) she is really looking for protection with the Madden guy, obviously keeping it all in the family (Madden is the brother of her friend Nicole’s boyfriend.) Thank you. Sincerely, Brandon M. Witte

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    PARIS HILTON IS CURRENTLY EVADING FEDERAL PROSECUTION FOR HEINOUS FEDERAL CRIMES COMMITED AGAINST MYSELF AND BRITNEY SPEARS.

    FOR MORE INFORMATION, GO TO THE WEB SITES PARIS HILTON ASKMEN.COM AND NICKY HILTON ASKMEN.COM.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE:32

  • BMW…YOU SIR MUST BE NUTS!

    I AM SURE OF IT!

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    PAIRS HILTON HAS FORCED ME TO WEAR BARBED WIRE UNDERPANTS. SHE THEN GAVE ME WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN ATOMIC WEDGIE. SHE ALSO THEN FORCED ME TO DRINK 12 GALLONS OF SALIVA MILKED FROM HER CHIHUAHUA “TINKERBELL”. DUE TO ALL OF THIS, I NOW CONTINUALLY SLOBBER AND DEFICATE MY PANTS. ALSO, IF YOU DO A GOOGLE SEARCH UNDER THE NAME “PARIS HILTON”, MY TOILET FLUSHES UNTIL THE BATHROOM FLOODS. SHE IS TRULY EVIL.

    SINCERELY BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS

    AGE: 33

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMENT MADE HERE IN MY NAME ON SEPTEMBER 20, 2009 AT 3:50 am. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    ALSO, PARIS JACKSON IS THE ONLY PERSON WITH THE NAME “PARIS” IN GOOGLE’S DATABASE. PARIS HILTON WAS FINALLY REMOVED AFTER REFUSING TO ANSWER TO THE ALLEGATIONS OF FEDERAL CRIME THAT I HAVE MADE AGAINST HER GOING BACK TO MARCH 2008 ON THE INTERNET. SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    I SEE THE FAKE BRANDON DECIDED TO POST HERE ALSO. YOU SEE, SOMEONE FOR OVER TWO YEARS, CLOSE TO THREE NOW HAS BEEN POSTING ALL THESE ABSURD THINGS AS IF THEY ARE ME. FIRST, THEY CLAIM THAT I HAVE BEEN STALKED BY PARIS HILTON DUE TO HER WANTING TO DATE ME, AND MY REFUSING. SECOND, THEY CLAIM THAT PARIS HILTON SOMEHOW PUT ELECTRONIC WARFARE DEVICES IN MY HOME, AND THE HOME OF BRITNEY SPEARS SINCE PARIS SAW BRITNEY AS A ROMANTIC RIVAL FOR MY AFFECTIONS. THIRD, THEY THEN MAKE CLAIMS ABOUT PARIS HILTON BEING YANKED FROM GOOGLE’S DATABASE SINCE HER NAME DOESN’T COME UP UNDER THE AUTOPROMPTING FEATURE, EVEN THOUGH ANY MORON KNOWS THAT IT ONLY BRINGS UP THE TOP 10 CHOICES. OH, AND OF COURSE THAT HER NAME WAS YANKED DUE TO REFUSING TO ANSWER HIS ALLEGATIONS, WHICH OF COURSE NO-ONE TAKES SERIOUSLY DUE TO THEM BEING VERY OBVIOUSLY DELUSIONAL. OH, LET’S ADD HOW THE FAKE BRANDON, THE GUY WHO KEEPS POSTING IN MY NAME HAS OPENED A MYSPACE ACCOUNT, A YOUTUBE ACCOUNT (COMPLETE WITH THREE VIDEOS, TWO OF HIM SINGING AND ONE OF HIM APPARENTLY EXPLAINING THIS NONESENSE..I HAVEN’T WATCHED IT SINCE I REFUSE TO WATCH 9 OR 10 MINUTES OF LIES) AND AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME! HE’S AN INSANE DELUSIONAL STALKER. HE USED TO POST THAT PEOPLE SHOULD GO TO PARIS HILTON’S ASKMEN.COM PAGE AND READ ALL COMMENTS. I SUGGEST THE SAME, AND DO START AT THE BEGINNING. THIS YEAR HE HAD SOME FLAME WAR WITH SOMEONE POSTING COMMENTS MAKING FUN OF HIM…SERVED HIM RIGHT TO HAVE AN INTERNET TROLL POSTING AS IF IT WAS HIM, BUT THAT STILL DAMAGES MY REPUTATION SINCE IT’S ALSO UNDER MY NAME. BUT ANYWAY, READ ALL THE COMMENTS. FROM THE START, THERE’S SOME STILL FROM 2008 OR EARLY 2009 THAT ARE REALLY BY HIM, AND ARE JUST AMAZING IN WHAT HE CLAIMS. IT’S ALL INSANE AND ABSURD.

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE (THE SANE ONE!)

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICLUOUS COMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME.

    AND THE ONLY MYSPACE ACCOUNT THAT EXISTS IN MY NAME IS MY MYSPACE ACCOUNT.

    THE VIDEOS THAT ARE ON YOUTUBE IN MY NAME I MADE AND PUT THEM THERE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS AGE: 33

    3800 CURT DR., 76016

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    NO FAKE BRANDON, GO DISREGARD YOUR DELUSIONAL INSANE POSTS. NOW YOU’RE PUTTING MY STREET ADDRESS UP ALONG WITH MY NAME, CITY AND AGE? ARE YOU JUST THIS DELUSIONAL, OR ARE YOU SADISTIC? YOU’RE INSANE EITHER WAY. THE MYSPACE PAGE WAS TAKEN OUT BY MY IMPOSTER, THE GUY WHO POSTED ON NOVEMBER 16TH, 2009. SAME WITH THE AOL ACCOUNT AND THE VIDEOS ON MYSPACE UNDER HIS, NOT MINE BUT HIS ACCOUNT MRBRANDON421.

    OH, AND I SERIOUSLY DOUBT PRESIDENT OBAMA WILL READ YOUR SPAM MAIL TO HIM FAKE BRANDON! BUT THANK YOU FOR DOING THAT AND CLAIMING YOU’RE GOING TO DO A BOYCOTT OF HILTON HOTELS IN MY NAME! YES I FOUND YOUR NOVEMBER 3RD POST USING THE MYSPACE ACCOUNT YOU ILLEGALLY TOOK UNDER MY NAME ON THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT MYSPACE COMMENT PAGE. SO, DUE TO YOUR DELUSIONS, SADISM OR BOTH YOU NOW HAVE, IF HE ACTUALLY READS IT AND IT ISN’T JUST FILTERED, THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES CONVINCED THAT I’M SOME INSANE PERSON RAMBLING ON ABOUT PARIS HILTON AND BEING STALKED. OH WONDERFUL.

    STOP THIS! YOU’RE A SICK, DELUSIONAL, INSANE EVIL MAN FAKE BRANDON!!

    THE REAL BRANDON M. WITTE. (THE SANE ONE!)

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    DISREGARD THE LAST RIDICULOUS COMMMENT LEFT HERE IN MY NAME.

    I HAVE PUT MY ADDRESS AND LET PEOPLE THAT I PERFORM EVERY FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT IN ARLINGTON, TEXAS AT THE RESTAURANT JAMAICA GATES.

    WHY ON EARTH ELSE WOULD I WRITE SUCH INFORMATION ON A PUBLIC WEB SITE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    3800 CURT DR. ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    OH YEAH, ONE MORE THING: MY FULL NAME : BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE. BUT AGAIN, I AM KNOWN AS BRANDON M. WITTE.

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    3800 CURT DR. , ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

    AND TO RESPOND TO THE COMMENTS THAT HAVE BEEN LEFT ON OTHER WEB SITES REGARDING PARIS HILTON IN MY NAME: IF THERE WERE SOME FAKE BRANDON M. WITTE OUT THERE PRETENDING TO BE ME AND SINGING AT THE SAME RESTAURANT (JAMAICA GATES) WHERE I AM THE ONLY WHITE SINGER THERE, DONT YOU GUYS THINK THAT I WOULD CONFRONT HIM (THE IMPOSTER.) LOL

    SINCERELY, BRANDON M. WITTE

    ARLINGTON, TEXAS
    AGE: 33

    3800 CURT DR., ,ARLINGTON, TEXAS 76016

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    OH YES, THE FAKE BRANDON POSTS MORE LIES, PLEASE DISREGARD HIS POSTS MADE ON NOVEMBER 18TH AT 12 am AND 12:49 AM. WELL, TO ANSWER THE SLANDER POSTED ON NOVEMBER 18TH, 2009 AT 12:00 AM AND THEN AGAIN AT 12:49 AM, I AM NOT SINGING AT JAMAICA GATES FAKE BRANDON. YOU ARE UNDER MY NAME. SO STOP TRYING TO TWIST THINGS YOU SOCIOPATHIC DELUSIONAL INSANE STALKER. YOU HAVE USURPED MY IDENTITY AND ARE NOW ALSO SINGING THERE AT THAT RESTAURANT OR BAR OR NIGHTCLUB. I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT IS SINCE I’VE NEVER BEEN THERE, YOU HAVE! YOU KEEP PRETENDING TO BE ME!

    AND STOP POSTING MY STREET ADDRESS! YOU POST IT SO I WILL BE STALKED BY OTHERS. IT’S TRULY SICK WHAT YOU DO.

    BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU HAVE TAKEN OUT MYSPACE AND YOUTUBE ACCOUNTS IN MY NAME, I THINK AN AOL ACCOUNT IN MY NAME, NOW PRETEND TO BE ME AND SING AT THIS PLACE CALLED JAMAICA GATES IN MY NAME AND SO FORTH.

    YOU ARE THE IMPOSTER, NOT ME. DON’T TRY TO TWIST THIS. MAYBE YOU ARE SO DELUSIONAL YOU THINK THAT I AM, BU THAT IS NOT THE CASE.

    AND AS FOR MY MIDDLE NAME, ANYONE CAN FIND THAT OUT EASILY. BUT HEY, GO AHEAD AND POST MY FULL LEGAL NAME WHERE ALL CAN READ IT TOO, YOU OBVIOUSLY WANT ME TO BE STALKED BY OTHERS, NOT JUST YOU.

    STOP IT! YOU SCARE ME WITH YOUR ATTEMPTS TO TAKE OVER MY IDENTITY!

    THE REAL BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE (THE SANE ONE!)

  • BRANDON M. WITTE

    I AM MAKING AN ADDENDUM TO MY LAST POST. I JUST CHECKED OUT MY IMPOSTER’S MYSPACE PAGE. HE ADDED A VIDEO OF HIM SINGING AT JAMAICA GATES. THAT IS NOT ME! THAT IS A MAN PRETENDING TO BE ME AT THAT PLACE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THERE. THE OTHER VIDEOS HE HAS ON MYSPACE AND YOUTUBE ARE NOT ME. MOST OF THE PHOTOS HE HAS ON HIS MYSPACE ARE NOT ME, ALTHOUGH SOME ARE PHOTOSHOPPED TO LOOK LIKE IMAGES IN MY HOME THAT HE TOOK OFF OF THE INTERNET (OR HACKED MY COMPUTER, I’M NOT SURE WHICH). I NO LONGER HAVE ANY PHOTOS ON THE INTERNET OR ON ANY PC CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET DUE TO THIS. MY IMPOSTER IS AN EVIL MAN PRETENDING TO BE ME.

    THE REAL, AND SANE BRANDON MATTHEW WITTE. NOT MY IMPOSTER.

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