Remember, oh about six months ago, when Paris Hilton was still into the whole “I just got out of jail and must now focus on God, and children, and all that.”? There was even a charity mission to Rwanda planned with the organization Playing for Good that Paris was nervous about undertaking. As she said, however, she wanted to “show people what everyday life is like for me, how hard I work. There are a lot of misconceptions about me.” Uh huh. Strangely, that trip was canceled.
BUT WAIT! Turns out Paris is in fact going to Africa — but for all the reasons that we were apparently misconceiving her of in the first place. Hilton will be there accompanying puppy-dog boyfriend Benji Madden on tour with the band Good Charlotte. Said Benji, “I’d do anything she wanted. I’m a really easy guy to read. Everyone can tell I’m really happy. She’s the most supportive [girlfriend], even as a friend, so supportive of everything I’m doing. And I try to be the same way for her.”
Yea, we’re pretty sure this African safari is going to end with Hilton jumping ship early. Perhaps she’ll pose with a starving orphan or something on her way out.