by Michael Parrish DuDell
Categories: Transport
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Courtney Love wants out of L.A!!The ex- Hole singer is fed up with all the pollution in Los Angeles and plans on escaping to a cleaner land. And where might this utopia of cleanliness be? The U.K, of course!!! Courtney insists that Britain is a much healthier place to bring up her daughter, and rumor has it she’s recently been on the prowl for a new home.

She says, “I am fed up with Los Angeles. It’s dirty and full of crazy people. I want a complete lifestyle change. People criticize Britain but it is still a cleaner, safer place to live than Hollywood. I don’t want to live in the city. I love the greenery and the freshness of the countryside. It is just a healthier place for me to be. I’ve been house-hunting seriously and I’ll know as soon as I find the perfect place.”

So to everyone in the U.K, allow me to Paul Revere for a moment: The Americans are coming! The Americans are coming! Hide your stereo, lock up your medicine cabinet and chain your teenage boys to their beds….COURTNEY LOVE IS ON HER WAY!

thanks: starpulse.com

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    Awesome! Maybe all the other hollywood “holes” will stop coming to Canada and ruining our greenery…