Recently when Mariah was asked about her sudden weight loss, she explained: “I got too bulky. Now I’m down to my 11th grade size after lots of hard work with my personal trainer Patricia.”
Patricia, huh? Who in the world is this mysterious Patricia who keeps raspy pop stars in skinny jeans? Mariah continued: “Patricia lives in St. Barts, poor girl. People say to me, ‘Only you would fly someone from St. Barts in the Caribbean to New York to work out’.”
EEEEK!!!! Mimi is flying her personal trainer in from St. Barts to New York for each training session?!?!?!?!? Zoinks, Scoob! Now I like Mariah’s figure as much as the next dude, but are those lovely lady lumps really worth all that wasted C02? Me don’t think so!