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The Green Picture: Paris Hilton Gives Us Wild Animal Fantasies

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The above spoof of National Geographic was created by the class-skipping slackers at the Harvard Lampoon. From their release,

The issue’s cover features socialite Paris Hilton as she’s never been seen before: sexy and glamorous. More shocking than Lindsay Lohan’s pictorial spread in New York magazine, Paris Hilton strips down as an homage to superhottie Jane Goodall in “Paris Hilton After Dark—Your Wildest Animal Fantasies.

Hey, why not? Happy April Fool’s Day everyone!

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