Will Britney Spears Work for PETA?
Britney Spears has officially been offered a job working with the People For The Ethical Treatment Of Animals. That’s right, PETA was so inspired by Spears’ recent secretary gig on How I Met Your Mother, that they’ve offered her a real job working as a receptionist in their office.
PETA’s president, Ingrid Newkirk writes, “After seeing your excellent performance on How I Met Your Mother, PETA would like to offer you a real job as a receptionist. It could be for as little as an hour, and you would see – from the inside – why we are so concerned about issues like fur and homeless dogs and cats. As a ‘thank you’ for your willingness to learn and help, we would donate $1,000 to a children’s charity.”
Well Britney…how fast can you type?