April 4th 2008
New Tom Cruise Marijuana Really Bugging Out Tom Cruise
Filed under: healthy living, honors — michael @ 4:20 pm
Continuing our efforts to cover all things green (remember that story about Weeds getting some eco-packaging?), we present to you the latest entertainment news concerning the world’s favorite illegal substance.
This one is hilarious. And you don’t even need to be high to enjoy it.
Apparently, there is a new strain of medical marijuana out there being marketed as “Tom Cruise Purple“. Why the dubious honor? The weed is reportedly so potent that it causes you to see things that aren’t really there. We all know Tom is heavy into the Scientology side of things — so we’re thinking this is probably where the joke is being directed. Of course, the actor isn’t backing the moniker — especially with his past objections to psychotropic drugs — and is getting his legal team into action. From the article,
“Word is that the actor’s lawyers are taking a serious look at the strong brand of bud after we brought it to their attention. One of Cruise’s friends found it ‘outrageous’ that licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California are selling vials of pot featuring a picture of Cruise laughing hysterically.
Staffers at several California clinics we called said they were forbidden to discuss any of the herbal varieties in their ‘inventory.’ But one weed devotee said, ‘I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.’”
Awesome. We really hope Kevin Nealon’s character gets an opportunity to sample this fine bud on the next season of Weeds. And Tom? Chill out man — it’s all good.
via Celeb|bitchy
WHY DO SCIENTOLOGISTS WHINE SO MUCH?
CRY CRY CRY
This is funny as hell.
Strange as it seems I can not even imagine him smoking god’s gift to man like an enlightened person should.
I could understand Tom’s lawyers wanting to protect his name, as a tarnished name could cost Tom money with future lost movie roles. But what I don’t get is why the lawyers are even bothering, the drug can’t hurt Tom Cruises name because his name isn’t worth anything these days.
<3 people with a sense of humour!
</3 TC
I’m not a Scientologist but I bet it could help the people who are attacking it with their crimes.
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You get bonus points for posting this post at 4:20pm! Nice.
Angela, why are scientologists so obsessed with the crimes of others when the “church” has so many of it’s own?
Why don’t they understand that the more they whine about being picked on, the more people are going to want to pick on them? Nobody is EVER going to take sci-freaks seriously if they run off crying to a lawyer anytime somebody says something them don’t like. Any cult that brainwashes the sense of humor away needs to GTFO NAO!
Men in the ads ?
I guise you could hde “it” with a banana peel.LOL
I think its specious at best to conflate Tom Cruise’s scientology with his lawyer’s attempts to remove his likeness from marijuana packaging. I would be willing to bet anything that anyone who is not/does not want to be associated with illegal substances would not want to be seen as ‘promoting’ such activities, scientologist or not.
But if Cruise’s lawyers are concerned with Tom’s image, then perhaps they should keep him from appearing on anything! Every time the guy shows up, he makes a bigger fool of himself. Kinda like Bill Clinton.
But TC does whine everytime anybody makes a joke about him - ever hear of the boy who cried wolf? If somebody started doing actual (as opposed to fabricated) crimes against him, nobody would care, because him’s always shtompin him’s widdle feet. And his $cieno buddies are tossed in with that dynamic too, lest I make myself unclear. All whiners. Inappropriate reactions to minor gossip offenses. weh!
I have a new condom for sale called THE TOM CRUISE hope it dont make him mad but its just for LITTLE PRICKS
The Cruise does not abide.
Cruise’s lawyers looking into it eh? I guess their regular supplier isn’t producing good enough stuff.
Cool I just ran out now I got to go to one of the 48 clubs in SF.I’m sure Ill find it here too.