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By: Robyn

Robyn — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 17:42:39 +0000

Scientologists have no sense of humor.

Q: How many scientologists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one–AND IT’S NOT FUNNY!

Then again, considering their history with critics, maybe that should be “How many scientologists does it take to put in a critic’s mailbox so it will bite him and killl him?”

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Mon, 10 Jan 2011 17:15:42 +0000

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By: Jimmy Johnson

Jimmy Johnson — Sun, 03 Jan 2010 13:13:30 +0000

How do you sue over a made up name? It’s like suing for the rights to your own nickname.

Tom Cruise has always been, and will to continue to be, a first class chump.

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:14:34 +0000

Oops, forgot the source: http://www.babynames.com/Names/Celebrities/

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:13:52 +0000

Tom Cruise = Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

By: Phil E. Drifter

Phil E. Drifter — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 19:11:34 +0000

What’s really funny is that his birth name wasn’t Tom Cruise. 99% of American actors have had their names changed to something more ‘paparazzi friendly.’ It’s like naming my son Roger Waters. Just because there’s a famous musician named Roger Waters (Pink Floyd, in case you didn’t know) doesn’t give him exclusive rights to the name.

By: Ahnee

Ahnee — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:21:30 +0000

You’ve had that moment, when someone near you says something so retarded, you just wish you had the same bud they were smoking on.
Well folks, your problems are solved!
It’s TCB-Tom Cruise buds!
Ever wonder about some of the goofy shit that comes outta TC’s mouth?, well don’t think about it(or anything else) anymore.
Simply light up a doob of TCB and get a bib to catch the drool. Yes, you too will soon be able to understand the true meaning behind Scientology!!

(TCB will also give some insight into the Bush-Cheney war strategy)

*Warning: after smoking TCB your close friends and family may think you’ve finally lost what little sense you had left, and commit you to a mental health ward*

By: Chris Ronk

Chris Ronk — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 20:31:57 +0000

The should call it Tom Cruise Purple Monster or maybe Tom Cruise Purple Trouser Snake.

Toke on that… hey weird…. no, not you… me. Cough!

By: root

root — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 21:44:45 +0000

whoever said that marijuana doesn’t cause you to hallucinate is fucking ignorant. While weed certainly exhibits traits of all drug classifications, it seems to lean MOST towards hallucinogen/psychedelic.

By: Agaliarept

Agaliarept — Fri, 14 Aug 2009 03:07:01 +0000

Why is it socially acceptable to bash Scientology, yet the Christians can prance about their merry way unless they do something extremely psycho? Regardless of what religion a person has, it’s still religion, ergo they still need to be kicked out of the gene pool. As for teasing others, it’s a bad habit that particularly unintelligent people pick up to feel better about themselves. Nothing is definite. Fact is nothing more than consistent human speculation. Anything is possible.