Word from the international polar bear paparazzi and others close to the chunky climate change icon is that Knut is not willing to fade into the Berlin sunset without a fight.
Even as ambitious zoo officials are thrusting young pretenders Flocke and Wilbaer into the spotlight, Knut has been huddled with top notch image specialists drawing up his “come back” strategy. He has issued a public apology for his recent carp attack meltdown which he claimed was brought on by public pressure to resurrect his innocent “cute and cuddly” image. He has also expressed his regret to the families of the murdered carps asking for their forgiveness.
Knut’s good friend, the white tiger Manticor, who made headlines in 2005 for his own poor judgement and shocking behaviour while on stage, defended the polar bear’s predatory instincts as “unnatural” and speculates that he may seek psychiatric help from Dr Phil to overcome this mental disorder.
There is also speculation that Knut may have sought an audience with the Dalai Lama on how to sublimate his “animal tendencies” in order to become a vegetarian.
He has hired a personal life coach and has already lost 20 pounds in his goal towards a more trimmer showbiz-type figure. Regular teeth and fur whitening is now part of his weekly regimen. Knut’s romps in the mud and yellowish fur has been a source of much criticism from white polar bear purists who have been accusing him of “growing up” and losing interest in his physical appearance. One fur stylist/groomer has recommended regular fur whitening with silver highlights as way to go for Knut.
Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton are also taking a closer look at this polar bear “whiteness preference” in relation to its impact on brown and darker-hued bears such as Tunk in Italy.
In related news, Wilbaer the other young polar bear that is expected to make headlines in May with his first public appearance, has been carefully stage-trained in by his mother Corinna.
The aging and ambitious Corinna, who is well aware of the benefits to be enjoyed by being the mother of a young superstar, has been keeping a beady eye on Flocke and Knut’s “come back” plans.