April 8th 2008
Paris Hilton Wants To Add A Cheetah To Growing Animal Collection
Filed under: green and famous — michael @ 10:51 am
Paris Hilton is continuing her march through Africa (while on tour with her boyfriend Benji Madden of rock group Good Charlotte) and her latest interest is in how much everything costs. From TMZ,
“A spy from Cape Town’s Mount Nelson resort tells Gatecrasher that while Paris was there, she was obsessed with how much everything cost: “That included a cheetah she saw at an animal park. She asked how much it was and said, ‘If I bought a cheetah, would it run away from me or could I keep it?’”
We have a question: If Ecorazzi buys a cheetah for Paris, will it eat her? We promise to return it to the wild once it has fulfilled this request.
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If she gets a cheetah for her animal collection, she needs to be skinned. She goes thru pets faster than shit thru a goose. She’ll get bored of it, once it finds her uninteresting. I say skin Paris. Put us all to rest.