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Lohan May End Up Getting A Mink Coat Of Her Own

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About two weeks ago, Masha Markova accused Lindsay Lohan of stealing her $11,000 mink coat while partying. The coat then turned up all bruised and battered and smelling of Lohan — causing Markova to go crazy and file a lawsuit.

I find the whole thing hilarious — especially since I couldn’t care less about someone’s distress over a nasty fur coat. The fact that either woman would don such an item is frightening, especially in light of Lohan’s recent button proclamation of “Anti-Fur”.

Of course, there’s always someway to make the situation worse, something club owner John Englebert is more than happy to do. Saying that he feels bad for Lindsay’s current situation, he’s offered to take her shopping for her own $11,000 mink coat. From the article,

“I know what it’s like to have mistaken identity. Many times people take the wrong coat thinking that it’s theirs at my nightclubs. I am offering to take Lindsay on a mink shopping spree with me, to have the coat of her choice,” Englebert said. “My motto has always been, ‘If the coat fits, buy it.’”

Our motto is: “If you’re heartless, wear fur.” Wanna try that one on for size, Englebert? We’re pretty sure it will fit.

via thesebootsaremakeforstalking

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