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PETA Freaks Out On Jessica Simpson Over Real Girls Eat Meat Shirt

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Oh man did I not call this? DID I NOT FRIGIN CALL THIS PEOPLE?!! On Saturday Ecorazzi told you that Jessica Simpson was seen at the LAX airport wearing a shirt that read “Real Girls Eat Meat.” In the post I predicted that “you just know PETA’s gonna spit when they see this.” Well PETA is spitting alright…spitting a whole bunch of plant-based venom. 

PETA released a statement saying: “Jessica Simpson’s meaty wardrobe malfunction makes us thankful that no one is looking to her for food advice. Chicken of the sea anyone? The woman who thought that Buffalo ‘Wings’ came from buffalos would benefit from some good veggie brain food.” Ouch!

Some of our readers suspect that Jessica wore the shirt to piss off Tony Romo’s ex-girlfriend…also known as Carrie Underwood. Carrie is famous for her vegetarian lifestyle and once said: “If you told me I could never sing again, I’d say that was horrible, but it’s not my life. If you told me I could never be around animals again, I would just die.”

Everybody knows that PETA is a PR powerhouse and Lord knows I wouldn’t want to be on their bad side. So good luck Jessica! You can’t say we didn’t warn you!!

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