Remember when PETA sent Britney Spears’ parents a letter suggesting that their daughter’s mental state might be connected to her meat and dairy diet? This one is SO much better.
PETA president Ingrid E. Newkirk has sent Sharon Stone a letter offering the actress an opportunity to have the prefrontal region of her brain scanned for emotional defects. Awesome. Here’s a highlight:
“I am writing with an offer that could provide an opportunity for you to escape all future public condemnation when you show insensitivity to the suffering of others.
Given that millions of people – including children – were killed, injured, and left homeless by the recent earthquake in China, everyone was shocked to hear you dismiss the devastating effects of this disaster. However, your cavalier attitude did not come as a surprise to us. We are used to the indifference that you flaunt and the callous remarks that you make about the suffering and death of the animals whose fur you wear so often.
Scientific studies suggest that the prefrontal regions of the brains of people who lack empathy might be underdeveloped. Here’s our offer: Would you allow PETA to pay for a scan of the prefrontal region of your brain to determine if comments and actions that seem to demonstrate a lack of empathy are the result of a physical defect?”
Greatest. PETA. Letter. Ever.
As Cele|bitchy put it ever so eolquently: “This is my favorite angry letter of all time. Offering to buy a famous celebrity a brain scan under the obviously fake guise of concern because you think she’s a crazy bitch? Brilliant. You know the follow-up letter will be to buy Stone a needle and thread and pay to have her mouth sewn shut… for her own sake.”
Check out the full letter here.
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