August 2nd 2008
Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel: Animal Abuse Or Survival?
Filed under: animals, food & drink — parrish @ 5:56 pm
This story’s a little silly, but what the hell — so am I. OK, so ya’ll know that Justin Timberlake is currently dating Hollywood hottie Jessica Biel. Well it turns out that Biel is a pretty awful cook and earlier this week, after Biel attempted to make a romantic meal, Justin resorted to desperate measures to save himself.
A source said: “Jessica made Justin this really disgusting meal. He didn’t like it, so when she went out to run some errands he tried to slip the remaining food to Jessica’s Pit Bull Terrier Tina. But as soon as Tina had eaten it, she threw up! When Jessica got back, she asked Justin what he thought of the food and he told her it was delicious. But he finally confessed and she found the congealed food in a pile by Tina’s water bowl.” Oh sick!!
Rumor has it that Justin is planning to ask Jessica for her hand in marriage sometime in the near future. Dude, a little advice: either build up that digestive system or get ready for a lifetime of cooking. Then again they’re both loaded. 20 dollars says they have a live in personal chef by the end of week one. At least I hope they do for the sake of their pets.
Give Jessica Biel a break! According to The Omniverse Almanac, She’s one of the few good guys inhabiting this planet. The Omniverse Almanac is at http://www.extramarbles.com
great piece…
Oh Please. Stop this crap. Timberlake is an outed gay. Stop perpetuating this crap that he has a girlfriend. They are both just desperate for publicity incase some deadbeat film director is looking and I am disappointed in the likes of Nicole Kidman, Jessica Beil, etc., etc., who go along with the crap for either ego or cheap publicity.
THey aren’t getting married, Justin said so on Leno, and his best friend Trace said he didn’t see a marriage in their future…yet.
So why keep yapping about them getting married.
Who even knows if they are living together full time.
I heard she still has her home with her stuff in it and goes there once in awhile.
Why does no one ever talk about Jessica’s other dog that “mysteriously” died?