by MPD
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How’s that for a headline?! Seriously, I sat there for a good ten minutes trying to fit all those words in one sentence.

Ryan Reynolds has just announced that he will be joining Team Fox for the New York City Marathon in support of Michael J. Fox’s foundation to fight against Parkinson’s Disease.

Now to the bloody nipple part! Years ago Ryan watched the New York City Marathon and recalls: “I saw guys coming in to finish with bleeding nipples. Why in the hell were their nipples bleeding? People were crying. People were limping, hobbling, screaming, crawling… I breathed in deeply and decided something: I’d never f—ing do that ever, ever. What in the f— were these idiots thinking? Bleeding nipples. Bleeding. Nipples.” Ouch!

Ryan, however, has changed his tune and recently told the Huffington Post: “I’m running in The ING NYC Marathon as a member of Team Fox because I support the Foundation’s urgent mission and I believe that together we can improve the lives of those living with Parkinson’s and put an end to this disease.”

Reynolds has set a fundraising goal of $55,000 and needs your help to meet it! If you’d like to support Ryan, and his nipples, logon to and drop a little dough!


  • Elaine Vigneault

    I saw the picture before I read the post title. I stared at it wondering what the red lines represented. I thought maybe it was ab Morse Code. Thanks for clearing it up.

  • parrish

    Elaine- Ha! While ab Morse Code sounds totally awesome, I’m afraid it was merely my artistic attempt at bloody nipples!

  • Key

    “…Bleeding nipples. Bleeding. Nipples…” Is going right into my special little bag of ‘things actors say that make me laugh and wince all at the same time.’


    Funny…good for him. I’ve heard of the bloody nipple phenomenon. There should be a sports bra for menfolk:)

  • Serge

    I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,N. Bavaria,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff 100% controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett wasnt engage,by the way

  • kyleSF

    OMG! I gotta get rid of my washin’ machine and get me a Ryan Reynolds washboard. I’ll take him, bloody nips and all.

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