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More Green Porno Coming From Isabella Rossellini

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If your fetish for watching Isabella Rossellini act out the sex activities of various creatures was in desperate need of a fix, have we got news for you!

The Sundance Channel confirmed yesterday that Season Two of “Green Porno” will be rolling out internationally in Spring 2009. The new episodes will focus on Rossellini getting “freaky naughty” as various sea creatures — including the shrimp, squid, anchovy, barnacle, limpet, starfish, elephant seal, angler fish and Right whale.

I don’t know about you, but anchovy sex puts me over the edge.

“The secret to ‘Green Porno’ is that they allow of us to laugh but they also communicate true scientific information,” said Rossellini. “Because of what I learned in doing research for this series I felt strongly that there needed to be an added environmental element to really inform people how delicate the futures of these creatures are.”

2009 can’t get here soon enough.

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