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Paris Hilton For President Music Video Features Lame Hybrid

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I think the initial response by Paris Hilton to John McCain’s pairing her with Barack Obama was amusing and well done. Then, she released a second clip plugging her candidacy with Martin Sheen — and the joke was old. Now, with this latest third music video, I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief that election season is finally coming to an end.

Adding to the pain of a terrible song, we also get a glimpse of a pink Cadillac Escalade Hybrid — which receives a dismal 20mpg on the highway and is far from the green statement so many assume it to be. But hey, at least Paris also suggests that we ratify the Kyoto Treaty right away. Moving on…

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