To quote the fine ladies over at Green, Grown, and Sexy: “I’ve officially seen it all… and it ain’t pretty!”
Yes, folks — just in time for the holiday stocking-stuffer dash — Burger King has released a scent called Flame. The tag line is “Body spray of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Ladies, if your future blind date just happens to smell like a whopper and rose petals, we consider running.
Now, to be honest, the online ad campaign running with “Flame” is pretty funny — but the fact that the product actually exists is disturbing. I’m feeling a little queasy just trying to imagine the smell. Not to mention that nasty bear-skin rug that makes an occasional appearance. But if you’re looking to never get laid again, you can pick up a dose for $3.99 here.