Burger King Releases Meat-Scented Body Spray
Merry WTF!
Filed under: food & drink, not green, products — Michael d'Estries @ 12:38 pm
December 16th 2008
To quote the fine ladies over at Green, Grown, and Sexy: “I’ve officially seen it all… and it ain’t pretty!”
Yes, folks — just in time for the holiday stocking-stuffer dash — Burger King has released a scent called Flame. The tag line is “Body spray of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Ladies, if your future blind date just happens to smell like a whopper and rose petals, we consider running.
Now, to be honest, the online ad campaign running with “Flame” is pretty funny — but the fact that the product actually exists is disturbing. I’m feeling a little queasy just trying to imagine the smell. Not to mention that nasty bear-skin rug that makes an occasional appearance. But if you’re looking to never get laid again, you can pick up a dose for $3.99 here.
mmmm…. BACON!
Oh, boy, that picture is just creepy as all heck. Because every woman loves a guy with a big plastic head and a dopey grin smelling of faux-grilled “meat” patties.
I can’t help but be appalled.
This ad is creepy…Steven King should be worried. If smelling like meat is supposed to be sexy, why aren’t more fast food workers getting dates?
Oh, yeah. Real men smell like meat. You people who are appalled need a comedy enema.