To quote the fine ladies over at Green, Grown, and Sexy: “I’ve officially seen it all… and it ain’t pretty!”

Yes, folks — just in time for the holiday stocking-stuffer dash — Burger King has released a scent called Flame. The tag line is “Body spray of seduction, with a hint of flame-broiled meat.” Ladies, if your future blind date just happens to smell like a whopper and rose petals, we consider running.

Now, to be honest, the online ad campaign running with “Flame” is pretty funny — but the fact that the product actually exists is disturbing. I’m feeling a little queasy just trying to imagine the smell. Not to mention that nasty bear-skin rug that makes an occasional appearance. But if you’re looking to never get laid again, you can pick up a dose for $3.99 here.

via greengrownandsexy

Categories: Eats.

About Michael dEstries

Michael has been blogging since 2005 on issues such as sustainability, renewable energy, philanthropy, and healthy living. He regularly contributes to a slew of publications, as well as consulting with companies looking to make an impact using the web and social media. He lives in Ithaca, NY with his family on an apple farm.

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