by MPD
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The holidays have officially arrived!! Know how I know? Because Scarlett Johansson is pawning off her snotty tissues!

That’s right! Ms. Johansson recently appeared on the The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and was quite under the weather. During the interview she blamed her “celebrity cold” on The Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson, saying she caught it from him. Scarlett believed that for this reason, her cold had some “value.”

And so in an act of pure class, Scarlett blew her nose into a tissue, put it into a Ziploc bag and autographed it. The tissue is now up for auction on eBay and is up to $2,000!!!!

While the whole idea of this grosses me out, knowing that all proceeds will benefit USA Harvest makes me feel a little bit better.

If you’d like a chance to bid on Scarlett’s snot, visit eBay.com!

  • http://www.veganeatingout.com Vegan Eating Out

    If she makes that much on just one she should autograph each one from a box!

  • http://BrainyBlonde.com erin

    i don’t know if i’d want people having my DNA, but still very cool..

  • The Science Commenter

    Erin,

    The great paranoid think alike. That’s exactly what I was pondering (the DNA thing)

  • Serge G

    I’d like inform you that Scarlett Johansson (actress)actually is a clone from original person,who has nothing with acting career.Clone was created illegally using stolen biomaterial.Original Scarlett Galabekian last name is nice, CHRISTIAN young lady.I’ll tell more,those clones(it’s not only 1)made in GERMANY-world leader manufacturer of humans clones,it’s in Ludwigshafen am Rhein,Rhineland-Palatinate,Mr.Helmut Kohl home town.You can’t even imaging the scale of the cloning activity.But warning,H.Kohl staff strictly controlling their clones spreading around the world,they’re NAZI type disciplined and mind controlled,be careful get close with clones you will be controlled too.Original family didn’t authorize any activity with stolen biomaterials,no matter what form it was created in,it’s all need to be back to original family control in Cedars-Sinai MedicalCenter in LA.Controlling clones is US military operation.Original Scarlett never was engaged,by the way

  • http://BrainyBlonde.com erin

    science commenter… too funny ;)
    look i’m afraid to lick envelopes and stuff (especially if they’re going to a govt agency)

    um as for serge g’s comment. yo.. g… uh are you serious? or is it really late and i’m not getting the joke?

    E – not a clone ;)

  • VeggieTart

    The folks who would buy this are probably the same folks who insistthey see images of Jesus or the Virgin Mary in various food products.

  • The Science Commenter

    Erin,

    There was a man who was convicted of a crime decades later due to DNA on an envelope.

    He was tricked-they sent a fake letter asking him to send back and they used to sticky part of the envelope to tie his DNA to that found on the body—since he wouldn’t give one voluntarily.

    Reminds me of cold case episodes where they follow folks around and pick up cigarettes they throw on the ground and stuff…Creepy.

    Not that I personally have anything to worry about, of course:)

    I believe Serg is good ol’ Internet troll.

  • http://BrainyBlonde.com erin

    TSC

    That’s scary stuff… Wow. I’ll have to be careful with my Christmas cards ;)

    Luv cold case (have seen many episodes) great show..

    As for Serge- he’s apparently posted his theory all over the http://www... wonder if he believes it. i just wish they could clone my cat.. well i guess they can now. but i know it’s better once she passes (16) to get another from the pound and save a life ;)

    E