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Scarlett Johansson Auctions Off Snotty Tissue For Charity

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The holidays have officially arrived!! Know how I know? Because Scarlett Johansson is pawning off her snotty tissues!

That’s right! Ms. Johansson recently appeared on the The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and was quite under the weather. During the interview she blamed her “celebrity cold” on The Spirit co-star Samuel L. Jackson, saying she caught it from him. Scarlett believed that for this reason, her cold had some “value.”

And so in an act of pure class, Scarlett blew her nose into a tissue, put it into a Ziploc bag and autographed it. The tissue is now up for auction on eBay and is up to $2,000!!!!

While the whole idea of this grosses me out, knowing that all proceeds will benefit USA Harvest makes me feel a little bit better.

If you’d like a chance to bid on Scarlett’s snot, visit eBay.com!

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