I have to hand it to PETA — they took Burger King’s much-maligned new meat scented body spray called “Flame” — and one-upped the stakes with their own brand of cologne. Introducing GORE: “Eau de Mort!’ from Murder King. From the product description:
“Take just one whiff, and you’ll be reminded of who they’re cooking over there in fast-foodville (or wearing, in this case). What exactly does it smell like? Meat, naturally! And, for authenticity, our scent even includes a maggot in each bottle, just to make the experience realistic.”
In today’s economy, that free maggot is one hell of a bonus from the folks at PETA.
We appluad the quick repsonse — now please, can we all just go back to using soap?