The new tank/limo being readied for Barack Obama’s tenure as President is one hell of protective cocoon. It also gets awful gas mileage — 8 miles per gallon (with a top speed of 60mph) — but we’re thinking fuel costs were the last thing on the minds of engineers. Not only is this new transportation rocket-proof, but it also has night vision camera, pump-action shotguns, tear gas cannons, and actual bottles of Obama’s blood on board in case he needs an emergency transfusion.

Folks, this is a machine that would make even Batman envious.

Some other highlights: The gas tank can withstand a direct hit due to special foam and armor-plating. The tires are kevlar-reinforced with steel rims underneath — so even if rittled with bullets, they’ll keep rolling. The only window that opens is the driver’s — a measly three inches so he can pay for tolls or talk to secret service agents. (What, no ezPass?) The car also has its own oxygen and firefighting system. Total price? Just south of $500K.

But hey, at least your Prius can get away faster. Obamamobile takes 15 seconds to go from 0-60! Click here for a larger graphic.

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