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Chanel Segway May Hint That The End Of The World Is Near

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Attention those that believe the end times are nigh. We may have your first marker.

Introducing the Chanel-branded Segway — an item so utterly ridiculous that it makes the $12K Chanel-themed bicycle owned by Jennifer Aniston seem practical.

We have no idea who thought combining high-priced purses with the eco-friendly Segway was a brilliant marketing move, but since Jackie Chan owns a dealership in Hong Kong, he’s guilty by association.

No word on price yet — but we figure well-north of $10K is an appropriate guess. Oh, the humanity!

Yatzer via Born Rich

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