Chanel Segway May Hint That The End Of The World Is Near
Attention those that believe the end times are nigh. We may have your first marker.
Introducing the Chanel-branded Segway — an item so utterly ridiculous that it makes the $12K Chanel-themed bicycle owned by Jennifer Aniston seem practical.
We have no idea who thought combining high-priced purses with the eco-friendly Segway was a brilliant marketing move, but since Jackie Chan owns a dealership in Hong Kong, he’s guilty by association.
No word on price yet — but we figure well-north of $10K is an appropriate guess. Oh, the humanity!