Chanel Segway May Hint That The End Of The World Is Near
Filed under: fashion, not green, products — Michael d'Estries @ 3:03 pm
February 20th 2009
Attention those that believe the end times are nigh. We may have your first marker.
Introducing the Chanel-branded Segway — an item so utterly ridiculous that it makes the $12K Chanel-themed bicycle owned by Jennifer Aniston seem practical.
We have no idea who thought combining high-priced purses with the eco-friendly Segway was a brilliant marketing move, but since Jackie Chan owns a dealership in Hong Kong, he’s guilty by association.
No word on price yet — but we figure well-north of $10K is an appropriate guess. Oh, the humanity!
Your text is impossible to read – some contrast is actually required for legibility
Karl Lagerfeld is an idiot.
Give me a friggin break.
Speaking of designers, Nightline is doing an interview with Armani tonight. Maybe they’ll mention something about the PETA campaign. Just a heads up.
According to the Bible isnt the number of the Beast 666 ??
well, this monstrosity scores very well, being Chanel=6 letters and Segway=6 letters, who knows there lurks another 6 around the corner.
Hey, we invented the Chanel cruise missile in 2001!
http://www.remyc.com/chanelcruise.html
aaaah, we’re all gonna die!! oh no!! haha, lol. who would be stupid enough to buy that thing?