“Rush Limbaugh” Wants Dick Cheney Surgically Implanted Into His Chest

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by Michael Parrish DuDell March 13, 2009
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Can we all just say a silent prayer and thank FunnyorDie.com for making me laugh pretty much 100 percent of the time?

In a new video on the site, comedian David Koechner (Champ in Anchorman) stars as Rush Limbaugh and has some pretty incredible things to say. Koechner/Rush says:

“If I see a kid learning to ride a bike, I ask myself, ‘Does this kid support lower taxes and less regulations?’ If not, throw sand and pepper in his eyes and put a stick in his spokes. It’s called standing up for what you believe in. If I see a squirrel hiding a nut and if I get a Rush gut reaction that this squirrel is anything less than patriotic — cast it into the pond.”

“I want Dick Cheney — the cold, cold Dick Cheney — surgically implanted in my chest.”

While this video, of course, is a joke, it’s funny because it’s not too far off from the real Rush Limbaugh. Check it out below and treat yourself to a mid-morning laugh!

Rush Limbaugh addresses the nation… – watch more funny videos


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  • Hil

    thanks for the laugh!

  • HELLO!

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    The American people are thrilled to have their first African-American president.

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    badnewsfromtheunitedstates.blogspot.com
    ________________
    ‘If only there could be a Ban against invention that bottled up memory like scent & it never faded & it never got stale.’ Off the top of my head, it came from my Lower Merion High School yearbook.

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