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ShamWow Guy Vince Shlomi Gets Busted In Furry Situation

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It looks to us like Vince Shlomi is spending all that ShamWow money on prostitutes and fur.

Shlomi, who’s most commonly known as the ShamWow dude, was recently arrested on a felony battery charge after allegedly beating up a prostitute. Dude, no hitting! 

According to TheSmokingGun.com:

“Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she ‘propositioned him for straight sex.’ Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly ‘bit his tongue and would not let go.’ Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.” 

But wait! Was Vince wearing the cruel stuff while acting out?

We need YOUR help! If you’re a fur expert, chime in and help us determine if the tacky fur trim is real or fake.

It looks to us like we might have to charge ShamPOW with a felony fur offense!

thanks to erin for the tip!

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