ShamWow Guy Vince Shlomi Gets Busted In Furry Situation
Filed under: fashion, not green — Michael Parrish DuDell @ 10:17 am
March 30th 2009
It looks to us like Vince Shlomi is spending all that ShamWow money on prostitutes and fur.
Shlomi, who’s most commonly known as the ShamWow dude, was recently arrested on a felony battery charge after allegedly beating up a prostitute. Dude, no hitting!
According to TheSmokingGun.com:
“Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she ‘propositioned him for straight sex.’ Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly ‘bit his tongue and would not let go.’ Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue.”
But wait! Was Vince wearing the cruel stuff while acting out?
We need YOUR help! If you’re a fur expert, chime in and help us determine if the tacky fur trim is real or fake.
It looks to us like we might have to charge ShamPOW with a felony fur offense!
thanks to erin for the tip!
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Looks fake to me, but I’m no expert.
Ha ha ha ha ha. Thanks! That made my day.
He beats up a prostitute and your worried that he’s wearing fur??
hilarious story anyway
Looks to me like he’s wearing a hospital gown underneath his faux fur.
Wow, the internet has corrupted me too far. When I read that the situation involved sex and a “furry” situation, I did not think about a jacket. And if you don’t know what I’m talking about you haven’t been online long enough, haha.
I hope that undershirt is a hospital gown. And the fur is probably real, he has money, and fake fur is usually fluffier.
Who cares about the fur? The story is the arrest. Gawd.
The fur is very, very, very fake.
haha… was he raping a pit bull? Sounds like he bought a slapchop because his life just got exciting.
That’s what you get for KISSING A PROSTITUTE! Dumbass.
It is hard to tell anymore the difference between real and fake furs by look. I was recently buying fabrics in my local sewing shop and saw a bolt of fake fox fur that looked, and even felt real…even down to a fake backing that felt just like true fox skin leather.
Technology is great eh?
The fur is totally fake… you can tell it’s been Photoshopped.
yeah…so was the fur on that bolt I saw in the store…totally photoshopped!
=P lol
@ badger LMAO…a similar thought crossed my mind as well
The hospital gown is probably from almost having his tongue bit off. Turns out the police will do things like take you to the hospital if a hooker tries to bite your tongue off. I have two problem with this story, one where did he get $1000 to spend on a hooker and second, you expect me to believe this guy could take a hooker in a fight. I don’t buy it.
OMG LOL this is heeeelarious…. The woman has multiple facial fractures but LOL that’s ok cause she’s just a ho, not a real person, LMAO. More importantly, is THAT fur he is wearing?? That is so inhumane and cruel! … Classy *headdesk*
Are you serious? He beat up a prostitute and all you people can think about is his fur coat?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
sdfgsd- Looks to me more like she beat up him.
You guys should go look at her mugshots at smokinggun…he really beat the shit out of that little girl. Sorry if I’m not amused.
“The woman has multiple facial fractures but LOL that’s ok cause she’s just a ho, not a real person, LMAO”
Ho or not she’s still a real person. I dunno about you though, asshole.
Are you sure that’s Vince? Because you know it could be an imitator. We need to be aware of the imitators.
LMAO thats funny. Wonder if she drew any blood. He could of used a ShamWow to clean it up.
aw, definitely not the “furry” situation I was expecting…
She’s gonna love Vince’s nuts.
Also, who cares about the fur? Get a life, eco-geeks. It’s one thing to be upset about it, it’s another to prioritize it over a human. Get over yourselves.
The guy got arrested for something hilarious…
and you’re worried about the fur trim on his coat?
This guy beat a woman up, and people are more concerned with his $14 road kill fur coat. I hate peta freaks and their ability to miss the fucking point. This is like Mike Vick, if he raped a woman people would be less pissed at him then getting caught with his dog fighting bullshit.
The girl is a pretty girl, and that’s so unfortunate! She is having to get by in this Obama induced recession (soon to be depression) by selling her body to Moe from the Simpsons! Poor girl…
Billy Mays is lovin this!!!
To the bleeding Hearts…Listen up:
Lifes hard….everyone knows that whoring is a dangerous biz…Thats old news.
So enough with the whining about the beat up whore.
The only thing important in this story is: Where did Vince get that Ass-Kickin Pimp jacket?
could he afford fur doing only shamWow! commercials?
doubt it.
seems like he’s saving his money for hookers anyway.
lol I HOPE that shit is real UP WITH FUR, your worried about fur over some bitch getting punched in the face, get over animals die AS PART OF NATURE. go animal killing things!
Amazing how ignorant and cruel people are!!!
You make fun of this because you weren’t the one (nor wasn’t your daughter, or your sister or a friend of yours) who got beat up by a coward bastard!!
I’m an environmentalist and a vegetarian and yes I am concerned about the woman who got beat up (most of those who are pointing their finger at the people who are wondering if that’s real fur, aren’t showing any respect for that woman), but I’m also upset by the fact that that could be real fur!
You see, contrary to you, most eco-vegetarian/vegan people care for ALL life.
This situation proves once more that people who don’t care about animals being skinned alive so they can wear their fur, have no respect for human life as well!
So shut your rude mouths and start thinking for once in your life!!
You’re as bad as this vince character!!!
Ignorant people!!!
wheres the sexy fur situation mrrrr ;3
gotta love his quotes….”made in Germany, and u know the germans always make good stuff” and who could forget “order now, because i cant do this all day people” “are you following me camera guy, were gonna do this in real time” and last but defenitley not least…”your gonna love my nuts” from his slap chop
It really worries me that there are people out there that are so ignorant and uninformed that they use terms like “Obama Induced recession” Seriously, where have these dumbassess been for the past 4 years?
This entire story is such a disaster of misplaced priorities I don’t even know what to think.
We all know beating up ho’s is wrong. Fur is murder is a point of view. I personally am more worried about humanities seeming loss of a F*CKING SENSE OF HUMOR!!!!! If you don’t like offensive humor get off the internet, and stop taking yourselves so seriously! Jeeze *shakes head*
btw right on Mike! Justme you sir are an idiot.