The Tapeworm Diet: Tyra Banks Introduces Women To The Next Gross Thing
Filed under: film-tv, food & drink, television — Michael d'Estries @ 1:57 pm
November 10th 2009
There was all sorts of madness yesterday on The Tyra Banks Show — which shouldn’t surprise most people, but we were genuinely impressed with the amount of stupidity squished into one full hour of television.
The highlight was Tyra introducing viewers to “The Tapeworm Diet”, which isn’t something you eat, but ingest. That’s right: You eat a parasite so that you can keep on eating tons of food. According to Diet Review, “[The Tapeworm] secretes proteins in our intestinal tract that make our digestion of food much less efficient. A less efficient digestive systems means that you can consume more calories through your food since your “body guest” is also noshing on them for his own growth purposes. Some scientists estimate that those infected with a single tapeworm can lose up to one or two pounds each week.”
Healthy eating? Blah. Exercise? Who needs it! Just swallow a parasite and continue hitting KFC for lunch and dinner. Tyra even had a guy on that sells the worms over the Internet; despite an FDA ban on the practice. Said one woman on Twitter, “I’m still undecided on Tyra Banks’ Tapeworm diet. I don’t know if its a great or just plain ridiculous.” Undecided? What the hell is wrong with people?
Fueling the incredulity, Tyra next turned her attention to “the latest trends in tiny pets”. One woman brought on her pet Capichin monkey all dressed up — further convincing idiots out there that pet monkeys are a cool and awesome pet to own. Even worse, this woman removed all of the monkey’s teeth so that it could never bite her. Said another woman on Twitter, “so, after seeing Tyra today, i want one of those little pigs. & that lady made me want a baby monkey even more. i must get one!”
Thankfully, just when you think the world is doomed, one viewer left this comment on Tyra’s site:
“These animals are NOT pets! We have shelters that are spilling over with pefectly good and loving domesticated dogs and cats! How about you have a show where you focus on this, not dressing a wild monkey up in clothes and removing it’s teeth because it might bite somebody…god forbid it acts like(and eats)what nature/God intended. If people have a void to fill in their lives, how about going and volunteering at a local animal shelter or even the zoo!!”
Well said. But since this is Tyra we’re talking about, chances are it will probably fall on deaf ears.
Did you see the episode? Tell us what you thought below!
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God forbid this woman get a licensed physician on the show at the same time to mention that by having a tapeworm, it can also deprive your body of the necessary nutrients needed to function properly. There’s a reason it’s called a parasite.
That has got to be the craziest thing I ever heard. And how do you get rid of the thing when you hit your goal weight, which ideally would occur sometime before malnutrition and death?
My understanding is that you then take anti-biotics to kill the worm. The other bummer: You need to defecate the massive worm out. Ugh.
Wow…I would assume that once you reached your ideal weight you would have to get de-wormed. My cat had a tapeworm once and it didn’t seem like a very pleasant experience for the poor little guy. And I thought the Atkins diet was crazy!!
what i want to know is: WHAT MORON CAME UP WITH EATING TAPEWORMS? gosh, people, i know diets are boring and excerize makes you all gross and sweaty, but ITS A FREAKIING PARASITE. there is a reason that SANE people don’t eat them!! its because we dont want to DIE.
Mass media can (unfortunately) have a huge influence on the way a society thinks. I think bringing mutilated monkeys and tape worms onto a TV program is just a freak show aimed at cheap quotas. We should demand more responsible programming if it is to be allowed on public airwaves. The vision of television’s inventor was to educate, not make us dumber!
It appears that Miss Tyra is lacking the ratings she once had when she still had her svelte physique. But, then again I expected no more from her; give a model a microphone…
Also, I beg to differ; the invention of television was to entertain the mindless masses, particularly houswives, who stayed at home and were primarily and purposefully subjected to commercials in order to spend their husbands’ incomes on random and useless doodads and dohickies. Sad, but true.
Give a model a microphone…
Also, I beg to differ; the invention of television was to entertain the mindless masses, particularly houswives, who stayed at home and were primarily and purposefully subjected to commercials in order to spend their husbands’ incomes on random and useless doodads and dohickies. Sad, but true.
sorry for the double post, my browser’s on the fritz it seems.
This idea was actually quite popular in the 1940s. But it’s not all good with the tapeworm diet. Many people died from it.
I’m so disgusted by this. What the hell is wrong with people?!!!
It’s not just your browser, L. I get an error message after posting a comment. I have to wonder if the lunatic who came up with this parasitic worm diet is a man.
She knows that just bringing into the awareness (for or against) of teens and impressionable dieters is promoting it. How irresponsible! And to see her talk about how tanning is so unhealthy on Top Model last night is straight up hypocrisy.
She should be responsible for the people who WILL TRY THIS and die from it.
Wow….. some women are just plain stupid…. that’s really all I have to say to sum this up.
Tyra should have included in her show the negative effects of having tapeworms… Other than possible malnutrition, if it was allowed to grow inside it can also swell up your intestines just like any other worms.. Also tapeworms can’t simply be removed by taking purgatives to be de-wormed.. you might need to have a surgery to have it removed because the de-worming normally just removes the tail of the tapeworm and the head remains biting the person’s intestine and will simply continue to grow its segments again… She should have consulted a physician about it first.. This is so dumb.. Don’t they have good script writers and researchers for the show???! Before introducing any regimen or diet that might affect a persons health, KNOW THE RISKS!
You guys clearly never saw the show. Tyra was completely opposed and telling people what a horrible idea this diet was. She was trying to create awareness.
I only watched 5 minutes of it and she was opposed to the idea..how can you guys say she was for it..you weren’t listening. she was trying to expose the guy.
My stomach is churning from both the idea of people so desperate to lose weight that they actually choose to subject themselves to this “diet” and also from the disgust of imagining a worm growing and eating the insides of me. How in the world would anyone ever think of this?!!!!!
I can’t believe how irresponsible it was for Tyra to discuss eating tapeworms in a positive light. There are people and animals around the world who die or suffer from this parasite and would do anything to get rid of it in a second, yet Tyra doesn’t think about that sort of “serious stuff” as long as she looks good and continues to have some sort of following (though apparently none of her fans have any sort of brains).