Question of the day: can I get through this entire post without quoting a single Toby Keith lyric? Answer: I’m gonna try…I’m really gonna try.
In a recent video (which has yet to be authenticated), criminal crazy man Osama bin Laden is blaming America for climate change and suggests boycotting the U.S. dollar.
In the video, bin Laden suggests that the only way to stop climate change is to bring “the wheels of the American economy” to a halt. He also blames the U.S. for hunger issues, desertification and floods across the globe, and calls for “drastic solutions.”
“We should stop dealings with the dollar and get rid of it as soon as possible,” he said. “I know that this has great consequences and grave ramifications, but it is the only means to liberate humanity from slavery and dependence on America.”
Right…we hear what you’re saying about climate change and all, but also, you’re a lunatic…so there’s that.
What do you think about Osama bin Laden’s sudden concern for Mother Earth? Is the homicidal maniac going from mean to green? Chime in and share your thoughts!