by Michael dEstries
Categories: Eats.

The online world recently had a preemptive heart attack over KFC’s announcement that they were moving ahead with their Frankenstein creation: The Double Down. Basically, it’s a whole bunch of cheese and bacon stuck between two pieces of fried chicken and laughingly called a ‘sandwich’.

The fine folks over at Vegansaurus have put together their own version of the double-down — but with some decidedly animal-friendly ingredients.

“As vegans, we’re of course bound by blood oath to be outraged by meat surrounded by meat and drizzled in dairy, especially when mass-produced by a megacorp dedicated to poisoning as many people worldwide as possible. But sometimes something is just too ridiculous to hate, and like a game of culinary marry-f**k-kill, we saw the Double Down and chose ‘f**k.’”

The site then proceeds to take you through all of the ingredients and full recipe for re-creating the vegan double-down.

“You will eat about half of this before realizing what a mistake it’s been. But until that moment, it will taste like sweet, deep-fried heaven.”

Well done, friends. Well done. Check out the vegan double-down here for all the details!

About Michael dEstries

Michael has been blogging since 2005 on issues such as sustainability, renewable energy, philanthropy, and healthy living. He regularly contributes to a slew of publications, as well as consulting with companies looking to make an impact using the web and social media. He lives in Ithaca, NY with his family on an apple farm.

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