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The Green Picture: Mickey Rourke Goes Faux At Iron Man 2 Premiere

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Mickey Rourke pictured here wearing faux “crocodile or something.” When asked about his stylish threads, the actor star said “It’s not real… I didn’t make it. A guy named David August made it. Sylvester Stallone turned me on to the guy. He’s really a rock and roll dude.” Sylvester Stallone? Fake crocodile skin jackets? Rock and roll? Sounds like a party to us! Three cheers to Rourke for keeping it kind!

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