Simon Cowell Befriends Baby Mouse, Lives Happily Ever After
Like something out of a Pixar film, the always-reliable National Enquirer is reporting that Simon Cowell recently befriended a mouse he found in his dressing room. The rest is just begging for an 80’s montage treatment:
“Simon actually took the mouse home to his mansion in Los Angeles,” a source told the newspaper. “He then stayed up half the night feeding it milk. Simon became so attached to his new little pet he even took it on trips.”
What music would this montage have? I’m thinking either ‘Time of my Life’ from Dirty Dancing or ‘Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now’ from Mannequin.
And hell, maybe it is true — which is heartwarming to say the least. Cowell is well known for his generosity in the animal rights world (dude donates $165,000-a-year to an animal shelter run by ‘Exorcist’ actress Linda Blair in California), so befriending a baby mouse he found in his dressing room isn’t out of character.
But seriously, that montage would be awesome.