by Michael dEstries
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“At least six (6) but no more than sixty-five thousand (65,000) holistic aromatherapy candles shall be placed in dressing room and lit no later than 1 hour prior to Artists’ arrival, enough to resemble Susan Sarandon’s bathroom in “Bull Durham”. Approved scents include Sandalwood, Clover, and Flop Sweat.”

– Part of a list of hilarious tour demands “leaked” and posted onto comedian Steve Martin’s website. He is a genius. Check out the rest here.

About Michael dEstries

Michael has been blogging since 2005 on issues such as sustainability, renewable energy, philanthropy, and healthy living. He regularly contributes to a slew of publications, as well as consulting with companies looking to make an impact using the web and social media. He lives in Ithaca, NY with his family on an apple farm.

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