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Steve Martin's Aromatherapy Demands "Leaked"

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“At least six (6) but no more than sixty-five thousand (65,000) holistic aromatherapy candles shall be placed in dressing room and lit no later than 1 hour prior to Artists’ arrival, enough to resemble Susan Sarandon’s bathroom in “Bull Durham”. Approved scents include Sandalwood, Clover, and Flop Sweat.”

— Part of a list of hilarious tour demands “leaked” and posted onto comedian Steve Martin’s website. He is a genius. Check out the rest here.

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