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Chuck Norris Marijuana Really Bugging Out Chuck Norris

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Back in April ’08, lawyers for Tom Cruise became “concerned” over licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California selling a strain of marijuana called “Tom Cruise Purple”. It reportedly featured a picture of Tom Cruise on the front laughing hysterically. Said one weed connoisseur, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”

Even without a buzz on, it was easy to find the humor in that story — and now we’re giggling again over yet another new strain of marijuana nicknamed “Chuck Norris’ Black and Blue Dream”. Said a source to TMZ, it reportedly has “a real kick to it”. Ha. Ha. Eh.

Just like with Cruise, a rep for Norris told TMZ that the product “is definitely not an authorized use of his name.”

It’s unclear if 70-year-old will take any action — but as the Internet tells us, Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is, and he’ll probably find these guys too.

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  • Tracy Crabtree

    Chuck is not cool, he is a christian fanatic that whats public schools to teach creationism

    Several
    thousand years ago, a small tribe of ignorant near-savages wrote
    various collections of myths, wild tales, lies, and gibberish. Over the
    centuries, the stories were embroidered, garbled, mutilated, and torn
    into small pieces that were then repeatedly shuffled. Finally, this
    material was badly translated into several languages successively.

    The resultant text, creationists feel, is the best guide to this complex and technical subject.

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