by Michael dEstries
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Back in April ’08, lawyers for Tom Cruise became “concerned” over licensed cannabis clubs in Northern California selling a strain of marijuana called “Tom Cruise Purple”. It reportedly featured a picture of Tom Cruise on the front laughing hysterically. Said one weed connoisseur, “I heard it’s the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate.”

Even without a buzz on, it was easy to find the humor in that story — and now we’re giggling again over yet another new strain of marijuana nicknamed “Chuck Norris’ Black and Blue Dream”. Said a source to TMZ, it reportedly has “a real kick to it”. Ha. Ha. Eh.

Just like with Cruise, a rep for Norris told TMZ that the product “is definitely not an authorized use of his name.”

It’s unclear if 70-year-old will take any action — but as the Internet tells us, Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is, and he’ll probably find these guys too.

About Michael dEstries

Michael has been blogging since 2005 on issues such as sustainability, renewable energy, philanthropy, and healthy living. He regularly contributes to a slew of publications, as well as consulting with companies looking to make an impact using the web and social media. He lives in Ithaca, NY with his family on an apple farm.

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  • 6 Pack Stud Muffin

    Chuck Norris is cool. But not as cool as Weed!!! Legalize in 2012 !!!

    • herwin

      i bet ten bucks Chucky dont mind “lending” his name to a green natrual product. Go Chucky !

  • Remy Chevalier

    Type in Ian Spector in Amazon for the hilarious books he’s written usurping Norris’s good name.

    * Jesus follows Chuck Norris on Twitter.
    * The reason we haven’t found Osama Bin Laden is because Chuck Norris found him first.
    * When Chuck Norris tells time, time obeys.
    * A solar eclipse is the sun’s attempt to hide from Chuck Norris.
    * Someone once put Chuck Norris on hold. That’s where the term choke-hold comes from.
    * A man once broke every bone in his body to avoid Chuck Norris doing it for him.
    • There is nothing to fear but fear itself, and fear itself fears Chuck Norris.
    • King Kong once challenged Godzilla to an arm-wrestling match. Mr. T won.
    • The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
    • The last man to make eye contact with Mr. T was Stevie Wonder.
    • Chuck Norris is a man’s man’s man.
    • Mr. T once beat a man to death with his own corpse.
    • A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
    • Chuck Norris can charge a cell phone by rubbing it against his beard.
    • When an episode of “Walker, Texas Ranger” aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
    • Chuck Norris was the first person to tame a dinosaur.
    • Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. Afterward, they were renamed The Islands.
    • Every piece of furniture in Chuck Norris’s house is a Total Gym.

    • Terri Howell

      lol, i am amused!

  • Tracy Crabtree

    Chuck is not cool, he is a christian fanatic that whats public schools to teach creationism

    thousand years ago, a small tribe of ignorant near-savages wrote
    various collections of myths, wild tales, lies, and gibberish. Over the
    centuries, the stories were embroidered, garbled, mutilated, and torn
    into small pieces that were then repeatedly shuffled. Finally, this
    material was badly translated into several languages successively.

    The resultant text, creationists feel, is the best guide to this complex and technical subject.