Charlie Sheen To Visit Impoverished Haiti, Pump Them Full Of Tiger Blood
Of all the places I’d expect to see Charlie Sheen— a strip club, 24 hour 7 Eleven, prison, for example —traveling to Haiti to offer aid is not among the lot.
“I think his energies, intelligence and passion could be both of service and servicing to him, as it is to all who are touched by the struggle of the Haitian people,” said Penn. “Charlie is one of the very few public people who cannot be accused of using the media to his own benefit. I would very much like to show my old friend the world of needs on the ground in Haiti, and introduce him and his tremendous wit to our hard working Haitian staff.”
And it looks like Sheen will be taking Penn up on his offer. “I’m excited as hell because, you know, if I can bring the attention of the world down there, then clearly this tsunami keeps cresting,” Sheen told “Access Hollywood.”
Keep working on that metaphor, bro.