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Viral Video Of The Day: Charlie Sheen Debuts New Cooking Show

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Now that Charlie Sheen is out of a job, the man has got to find a new way to spend his time. Aside from spending time with his goddesses, looking for an intern, and recording episodes of Charlie Sheen’s Korner, it seems that he has found a new hobby: cooking.

In a segment for Funny or Die, the 45-year-old filmed a mock cooking show called “Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes.” The sketch shows Sheen in his kitchen, sporting a tiger print chef’s hat and wearing an apron. In the clip we get cooking tips from Sheen, with tiger sound effects intermittently spliced.

“All green things must die,” Sheen says dead pan to the camera. “So I’m gonna start off by making a salad! I got this tomato from my garden, I grew this. My fingertips radiate sunshine and I water them with the tears of a jaguar!” Then Sheen pulls out a slab of meat and states, “I killed this cow myself. Winners stalk and kill their own food without earthly weapons.”

We wonder if his vegan goddess Bree Olson would approve… Check out the full video below and let us know what you think!

Charlie Sheen’s Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen

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