Did you know that your version of Internet Explorer is out of date?
To get the best possible experience using our website we recommend downloading one of the browsers below.

Internet Explorer 10, Firefox, Chrome, or Safari.

lilolilo

Lindsay Lohan To Serve Community Service At Morgue

Like us on Facebook:
The current article you are reading does not reflect the views of the current editors and contributors of the new Ecorazzi

I will forever love Lindsay Lohan circa 2004 when she was in Mean Girls and still had her natural hair color. But this new blond LiLo who chain smokes and takes 5-finger discounts where she can get em? She’s dead to me.

Which is why it’s fitting that her new job will be working at a morgue. That’s right. As part of her latest sentence of 120 days in prison and 480 hours of community service for stealing a $2,200 necklace, she’ll be serving her community service at the Los Angeles County morgue.

During that time she’ll be spending at least 120 hours with the coroner, helping him with maintenance, and janitorial work where she’ll most certainly see some dead bodies.

“She will empty trash, vacuum, clean restrooms,” said Assistant Chief Ed Winter of the LA County Coroner. “She won’t be in the autopsy area. However, there will be some exposure to bodies. She’ll see them but won’t touch them.”

The 24-year-old will also be giving 360 hours of her time to the Downtown Women’s Center.

Personally, I think working at a morgue might be a good thing for LiLo. That way she can see what might become of her if she keeps up with drug/shopping/drinking binges.

Like us on Facebook:
0 Comments
finalmilk

There’s a Recall on Milk Containing Too Much Poo

“Routine internal testing detected microbial bacteria in excess of quality standards. Contaminated products could cause illness if consumed.”

peppa

Peppa Pig: Vegan Extremist

Indeed, between her human-esque interactions, she snorts what can only be translated as “go vegan, piss off your parents.”

final

The Dumbest Things People Say to Vegans

If you’re a vegan, you’ve probably face palmed one too many times after talking to non–vegans.