I will forever love Lindsay Lohan circa 2004 when she was in Mean Girls and still had her natural hair color. But this new blond LiLo who chain smokes and takes 5-finger discounts where she can get em? She’s dead to me.
Which is why it’s fitting that her new job will be working at a morgue. That’s right. As part of her latest sentence of 120 days in prison and 480 hours of community service for stealing a $2,200 necklace, she’ll be serving her community service at the Los Angeles County morgue.
During that time she’ll be spending at least 120 hours with the coroner, helping him with maintenance, and janitorial work where she’ll most certainly see some dead bodies.
“She will empty trash, vacuum, clean restrooms,” said Assistant Chief Ed Winter of the LA County Coroner. “She won’t be in the autopsy area. However, there will be some exposure to bodies. She’ll see them but won’t touch them.”
The 24-year-old will also be giving 360 hours of her time to the Downtown Women’s Center.
Personally, I think working at a morgue might be a good thing for LiLo. That way she can see what might become of her if she keeps up with drug/shopping/drinking binges.