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Ah, Judgment Day! That special time of year when you go home to see the folks for Thanksgiving and your grandmother tells you that you look “puffier” than the last time she saw you…

Oh, wait, Judgment Day means talking about Doomsday? My bad! In that case, I hope you’re in the mood for a little Rapture!

According to Harold Camping, the 89-year-old leader of the Christian fundamentalist network Family Radio Worldwide, the day to repent is upon us, as the world will be ending on May 21, 2011.

According to the website, and the countdown clock, we’ve got 4 days to shape up because “The Bible guarantees” Judgment Day will be coming for us. Well— the actual destruction of Earth will take up to six months to come to fruition, but still you get the point.

It should also be stated that Camping has a previous history of some rather inaccurate predictions when it comes to the end of the world. You see, he used to be certain that the world would end come September of 1994, but once that date failed to pan out he went back to studying the Bible and realized his error— May 21st, 2011 it is!

We know our boy Ashton Kutcher has been prepping for this day. Are you??

Via LiveScience

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Schiller-Rick/100000937147582 Schiller Rick

    elijahs-armageddon.com The Flood’s 40 days are Nov 27 to Jan 6 Venus epiphany daystar morningstar (2370-2369bc); Pygmalion feared it and made Elissar sacrifice (910-909bc) so she fled with the loot and bought Carthage to become queen 890bc; Armenia Ararat started a new Era 551-552AD with its July 9 on the same date as Noahs sighting Little Ararat; now those dates Nov 27 (G.Dec 10) and Jan 6 (G.Jan 19) arrive again in six months 2011-2012 AD. This is Satan’s way to divert and destroy the real following truth after this ruse fails. In ALL 365-day calendars without leap days, the 40-day rapture of Jesus in 33 AD (Sunday Apr 5 to May 15) are the same dates as this 1460-year Flood memorial 2370bc – 910bc – 551ad – 2011ad as Nov 27 to Jan 6 (our current G.Dec 10 to G. Jan 19). The rapture is not those saved, but rather those who like Jesus face a trial like Jesus and are killed to be seen 40 days to their followers to tell them the Jan 19 date is true, astral impact to survive by fleeing to HIGH mountains before it strikes. This false cry wolf May 22-Oct 22 is to give government the right to ban Armageddon warnings due to disrupting society with suicides.

    • http://facebook Dominic

      this isnt true believe what want becasue they have predicted this before and it never happened so go on with you livess and stop thie nonsence!!!!!

    • Jonathan White

      These people who believe that crap are ignorant. The bible says that no ones know when Jesus will return. It will come like a thief in the night. That man, Harold Campall, is a false prophet. If you believe him then please write me, I would like to make you look stupid.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Schiller-Rick/100000937147582 Schiller Rick

    The calculation by Harold Camping is Bible defiant. It takes 1656 years (Adam 4025-2370bc Flood) and says it is 6023 years Adam 11,013-4990bc Flood by twisting six spans of father to son in Genesis 130+105+90+70+65+162+65+187+182+600 and altering them to lifespans 130+105+ (905+910+895+962+365+969)+182+600. Who is he to say only six of those are altered and not all ten. Who is he to alter the six and say they are end to end lifespans. Yet they follow him. After the Flood 2370bc (carbon dating as 20,000) not 4990bc, he does the same again. Arpaxad was conceived on the ark and born in year 2. Instead he places Arpaxad as born when Shem dies 502 years after the Flood thus Flood 4990bc to birth of Abram as 2167bc instead of Flood 2370-2018bc Abram. THIS IS A SATANIC CRY WOLF for the actual astral impact Jan 19, so that no one listens to the true cry. Every 1460 years of 365 leap days the Flood has been feared or honored.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Schiller-Rick/100000937147582 Schiller Rick

    Rev 3:3 says those who stay awake, alert, will know the hour because Jesus as a thief then surprises and kills only those asleep. (NIV) But if you do not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what time I will come to you. (NLT) If you don’t wake up, I will come to you suddenly, as unexpected as a thief. (ESV) If you will not wake up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what hour I will come against you. (NASB)Therefore if you do not wake? up, I will come like a thief, and you will not know at what hour I will come to you.(ISV) If you are not alert, I will come like a thief, and you won’t know the time when I will come to you.(KJV) If therefore thou shalt not watch, I will come on thee as a thief, and thou shalt not know what hour I will come upon thee.(AKJV)If therefore you shall not watch, I will come on you as a thief, and you shall not know what hour I will come on you.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Danny-Haszard/597533992 Danny Haszard

    Watchtower Jehovah’s Witnesses have little credibility with their own fairy tale primary doctrine of Jesus ‘invisible’ second coming October 1914
    Watchtower society false prophets declare end of world in 1874, 1878, 1881, 1910, 1914, 1918, 1925, 1975, and 1984….

    —–
    Danny Haszard been there!

  • LittleMe

    Excellent! I think I may have that tub of Ben and Jerry’s all to myself on Friday night if I don’t have to worry about feeling guilty afterwards. :)

  • Karina

    All the religious nutjobs are coming out. Relax wackos, nothing is happening.

  • Moses

    The reality is that the end of the world according to the Bible is
    approaching. When it will happen is unknown. But, you can see that
    the downward spiral of morality and values in this world is going
    to eventually lead us to the end. If you can’t see where this world
    is heading, then you are definitely in for a wild ride later on.

  • Jonah

    3 Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. 4 They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation.” 5 But they deliberately forget that long ago by God’s word the heavens came into being and the earth was formed out of water and by water. 6 By these waters also the world of that time was deluged and destroyed. 7 By the same word the present heavens and earth are reserved for fire, being kept for the day of judgment and destruction of the ungodly. 2 Peter 3:3-6

    Let’s please not regret these words when 6pm in Kiribati hits. With all the racism, sexism, war, theft, murder, corruption, pollution and countless other horrible ills in this world, why wouldn’t you look forward to a new–better one? Praying for your families, loved ones, the world and yourself wont hurt at all. Godspeed.

    -Jonah

    familyradio.com
    ebiblefellowship.com
    wecanknow.com

    • rick edwards

      what about 1 thessalonians 5:2 and luke 12:35-47 or even Matt. 24:35-37 what makes this pastor special?

  • Eric Seberg

    So, should I pay my car payment or wait?

  • http://www.herwinsvegancafe.com herwin

    Erin, you have been smoking pot again ? If the answer is “no”, please explain me what this topic has to do with “green”, gossip”, or “environment” ? Justin Bieber didn’t donate to charity today ? Dammit, bummer, nothing to write..except “Doomsday”…

  • Michael

    Ok so listen if you folks really believe that its all coming to a end then I want the deeds to your homes and titles to your vehicles you won’t be needing them after the 21st of May

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ashley-Nichole-Dunn/100000806498130 Ashley Nichole Dunn

      RIGHT .. ME TOO!

  • rick edwards

    the word of God says not even the Jesus knows the day or the time of His coming, that He will come like a thief in the night. If God will not even tell His Son when He will return then what makes this guy special

  • Gerard

    If Jesus does not know then no one else does. We are in end times and a lot still has to happen. The destruction of America, Rev 17-18 starts the tribulation. And the rapture is not pre. “Sleep awhile longer.” A lot of Christians will be killed first. The whore (USA) who sits on the beast (anti-Christ) needs to take place first.

  • yadi

    OMG. Look. NOBODY knows when the world is going to end! The Bible says that not even the angels in heaven know. Only God knows. Ppl need to quit posting stuff like this up! NOBODY KNOWS WHEN GOD WILL COME BACK FOR WHATS HIS! STOP SPEAKING ALL OF THIS NONSENCE! & if ur a Christian, you know what kind of judgment you draw on yourself for false profesy!! Relax. Nobody knows but God. The Bible does speak of his cometh, but it does NOT say, “God will ne coming back in May 21, 2011″ ??!! Ppl don’t know what to say anymore! Smh. I’d be verryy careful if I were you. Who is this Guy?!

  • Really!?

    It is so intresting and ridiculous that people (who ever they maybe or position in any church) think they know when the worlds going to end! If one truely reads the Bible and reads it good THEN you will know this……no one!! Not a single human being will EVER know when the second coming will be-for not even the Lord himself knows of this day!!! God is an will be the only one who will an does know of this day!! So for all you people who are off your rocker…..you have no clue…..and never will!!! Truely read the Bible and stop making a fool of your selves!

  • jd

    it coming but not yet…….i hope.

  • jason buonocore

    Come on people, I agree with some of the statements above, only god knows when the world will cease to exist. To all those nutbags and idiots out there that think the world is going to end on Saturday. No man can predict the end of the world. So stop posting these claims and stop scarring people to death. The world won’t end in my lifetime.

  • kanibalclown

    I’m not religious in any aspect but even I can see the lunacy in this. And for those who dont know what to do with your lives, whether you’re religious or not, just continue living your life as if nothing is going on. Clearly people have nothing better to do than to scare others into a false sense of insecurity, making them believe in theological lunacy.

  • K.T. Salyer

    What’s really sad is this man has a following on his website of over 500 people (last I checked).
    I guess I just cannot understand how he seems to have the answers to the question that the Bible says that no one can have the answers to. Did he climb to Heaven and look over God’s shoulder for this info, or did Christ appear in a vision and tell him to write this date down? Whatever the case may be, I have a prediction of my own: When this does not come to pass, he will have an excuse that it “just started” or is invisible. Maybe he’ll say that he went to the Lord on everyone’s behalf and got Him to change the date so that more people could be saved.
    The Word tells us that we may identify the season, and know it is close. It does not say we can give the date. Sorry, but his prediction will be an epic fail.

  • Gator cordrey

    Who Cares. I’ll be paying for hookers and a fifth of jack Friday night anyway!!!!! I’m ready for whatever the world throws at me. So should anyone else

    • Wizard0104

      yep my thoughts exactly but just in case my truck has gas if i have to outrun a 5 thousand ft tall tidal wave or volcano.

  • http://Baouzizi.webs.com Andre

    So does this mean ima die a virgin? Dame I need to get laid!!!!

  • Wizard0104

    Good God and what happens if it doesnt wow gonna be alot of dissapointed people who are going to have to keep paying 4 dollars a gallon for gas and ohhh dont quit your day job remember theres suppose to be 3 or 4 days of darkness and then—- yep you guessed it the anti christ shows up and then the party really starts, now i know we all are aware that something is going to happen soon ok because of all the bad vibes and unpleasant mojo going around lately but saturday? its not like i had anything planned on saturday.

  • Wizard0104

    ok sure yeah bring it yep it has been boring here lately i have been wanting a challenge to enspire me total destruction yea people need motivation ok to keep them from sliding into mental collapse and boredom.

  • Andrew

    I’m gonna be sitting down on May 21st, sipping some wine and playing cards with my friends. IF Doomsday comes, big whoop, god or satan or freaking ANYONE can smite me.

  • windiddy

    if this whole may 21st deal turns out to be true then whats going to happen for the next few months. ive been doin my homework on this topic and i found out that the main thing that will happen is that locusts will come. but locusts come out every seven years. also that number is weird because it runs with all the shit ive heard. so im pretty sure locusts will come but they wont be attacking ppl. the bible says it will be like a scorpion striketh a man. i dont think thats whats going to happen. and for those of you who thinks what happened in japan was a sign needs to go sit in the corner for a bit. that happened because they were to busy trying to find ways for the japanese people to hate america and try to find stupid ways the worlds going to end. and they werent paying any attention to the reactor. so take all thi and stick it.

  • Seth

    Imagine the look on his face come Sunday morning…bet he doesn’t even have a sermon prepped. Probably will come out saying something about his prediction was off but now he fixed the error and the new date is…

  • Trevor B

    Okay now it’s true that no one knows The date so if everyone to say an expect everyday from now on in the near future to be the end then the end will never come. Because that means someone will eventually know gods date an if someone does he will change it till someone forgets to predict a day. So if we all predict everyday to be the end we all become conscious of what we do, I think if we do that we can out smart the readings an we can become better people by being more conscious along with it.

  • http://Www.soggylog.com Soggylog

    This is funny stuff!

    • Zepharim

      Wow. Really people? I can not believe how ignorant someone has to be to actually believe in something so stupid. Yes lets all flip shit because of a non existent being is going to take millions of people away. Hmm. How rational is that? I hate religion. I hate that people are so easily brain washed.

      “Faith is for the feeble, the weak, the meek, the unintellectual, and the hopeless, for the people who fear that being alive doesn’t hold enough meaning in itself. Instead they need some motivation, such as the worship of a jealous being who will sentence his own creations to an eternity of suffering because they aren’t willing to accept him as an almighty lord and savior. People are expected to do this without any proof…… yeah f#$@ing right. Real proof. Not the god is great, i prayed for god to do blank and then blank happened, kind of proof. If enough people pray for a bird to poop on their head eventually someone is going to have a bird poop on their head. Its called a coincidence.”

      • Gottlieb

        You’re right, ignorant, non educated, if you belive in jesus, that shows how school did nothing for you, or maybe your brain could not deal with the real lessons. Ha, ha, ha

      • Jonathan White

        Gottlieb, Why I don’t believe that tommorrow is going to be the end. I believe in Jesus. You are ignorant. I want to make you look stupid please write.

  • Shawn shults

    This is the biggest crokk of shit I’ve ever heard

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Daren-Murrer/1017993337 Daren Murrer

    136,615 Seconds to go! there’s a Live Countdown.
    http://vrsry.com/endoftheworld

  • http://idk Jaydee

    I dont know whether to believe it or not but its scary!

  • http://www.hatenow.org m smith

    “Is May 21st The Finest Hour?”

    We have all heard the prayer “Our Father, who art in Heaven, hallowed be they name. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, on Earth as it is in Heaven.” But have you ever consider the other side; the side that is not of Heaven? The angels of Heaven can rescue, guide, and save our souls in the form of life as we know it here on Earth. So it can also be said to be the same for the “fallen” ones. Fallen ones who have the sole duty to lead our life into temptation and deliver us unto the realm of evil. We are all subjects within the midst of a constant battle between those of Heaven and those of Hell attempting to control the paths of our lives toward living as our higher selves in glory or dying in our lower selves in misery.
    The Finest Hour Film takes a detailed glance at seemingly ordinary everyday events in the lives of three young couples bound by friendship. The reality is that these events are not so ordinary as the main characters fatally realize that a strange man they all encounter has offered them more than just a brief glimpse into the future of their wildest dreams; rather he has identified them as pawns in a spiritual chess match between good and evil. The question is whether this stranger is identifying them for their higher good or is he the representative of evil?
    To answer this question our three couples are taken on a rollercoaster of colluded fantasy that rips through the world of drugs, fame, crime, prostitution, racism, and betrayal. Just as one is led to death, they all come to the realization that spiritually we are not alone in our world. There are those who are from other realms coexisting and interacting with us on a daily basis. A stroke of good luck, a dream come true, or a glance into darkness can all be the result of a brief encounter with a stranger from either side; darkness or light. Spiritual coexistence manifested into pure life forms is a reality that The Finest Hour Film presents through a riveting tale of “human life” directly affected by the “heavenlies” here on Earth.
    Many theorists speak of May 21st being the final days and the final battle between good from above and evil from below. Could we be living those days now? How would we actually know the role we as humans will face in this battle? Will we have a choice in the side we are on or will we be chosen by representatives of either side when the time for battle comes? Will we know the difference between the graciousness of good or will we be fooled through our hopes and dreams by the trickery of evil? From the brilliant mind of director, producer, and actor Les Shepherd, we invite you to open your mind to the future and see what is happening now. We urge you to become aware and cordially invite you to view a prophecy within The Finest Hour Film. http://www.finesthourthemovie.com

    Article Written by Marcus Smith

    • don miguelo

      Again, another “shame”less plug for this movie. So desperate to tell people, so hungry to be noticed and to persuade others.

      Really, is there anything that evangalicals/born-agains and fundamentalists EVER get right? –(cuz it certainly isn’t this “prediction”).

      How dare they say people who disagree are sheep and they are the true shepherds? How self-righteous and completely wrong. You want to know the truth about this?
      –simple–

      FOLLOW. THE. MONEY.

  • Gottlieb

    The world is coming to an end AGAIN, ha, ha, ha, Gottlieb

  • Mike

    Since the end of the world, as we know it is ‘nigh’? Perhaps, those of you who won’t be needing their money or worldly possessions anymore. Could donate to a very worthy cause, which is me! A broke, poor student in massive debts! :)

    KTHXS..

    Don’t know why that guy who predicted our untimely end wasn’t donated his millions of dollars, and or, why he has chosen to advertise Mormonism on his radio station? LOL!

    I thought, if the world was ending. We would have no need for worldly possessions, money, etc? Let me help you by lessening the burden of the looming end.

    “Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves” (Gospel of Matthew, 7:15 – King James Version).

  • elizabeth

    he need to stop acting like he is god becas he is not god our father will do it when he wish

  • Maddy

    yeah um.. the world didn’t end. and there was supposed to be an earthquake in New Zealand.. there wasn’t. so yeah, Harold Camping.. you officially need to wear a straight jacket, tosser.