Alas, when it comes to making up for adulterous actions on the same evening as your sixth wedding anniversary, a luxury hybrid will shockingly not provide the magical band-aid.
According to sources, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore the insanely-priced $112K Lexus LS 600h L right around her birthday on November 11th. While nearly every site online is calling it an “eco-friendly” car, this thing only gets an EPA-rated 19/23 mpg city/highway. If that’s eco-friendly, we’re doomed.
Sadly, apparently so is their marriage. Moore officially filed for divorce last week.