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by Michael dEstries
Categories: Lifestyle, Transport
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Alas, when it comes to making up for adulterous actions on the same evening as your sixth wedding anniversary, a luxury hybrid will shockingly not provide the magical band-aid.

According to sources, Ashton Kutcher bought Demi Moore the insanely-priced $112K Lexus LS 600h L right around her birthday on November 11th. While nearly every site online is calling it an “eco-friendly” car, this thing only gets an EPA-rated 19/23 mpg city/highway. If that’s eco-friendly, we’re doomed.

Sadly, apparently so is their marriage. Moore officially filed for divorce last week.

About Michael dEstries

Michael has been blogging since 2005 on issues such as sustainability, renewable energy, philanthropy, and healthy living. He regularly contributes to a slew of publications, as well as consulting with companies looking to make an impact using the web and social media. He lives in Ithaca, NY with his family on an apple farm.

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