Stephen Colbert delivered what can only be described as the most appropriate response to Donald Trump’s ridiculous charity stunt yesterday.
“I have a deal for the president, a deal that I don’t believe he can refuse, and I hope he doesn’t,” says a red-faced Trump yesterday. “If Barack Obama opens up and gives his college records and applications, and if he gives his passport applications and records, I will give, to a charity of his choice—inner-city children in Chicago, American Cancer Society, AIDS research, anything he wants—a check, immediately, for $5 million.”
The 66-year-old businessman and douchebag was immediately blasted from all around the web for holding charity cash hostage for such a stupid request. In response, Stephen Colbert, as only Stephen Colbert can do, offered his own $1M charity offer.
I don’t want to give anything away, so here’s the deal below: