Jon Stewart’s Pigs Don’t Really Care About The Super Bowl
With people already subjecting cats, dogs, and sloths to Super Bowl pandemonium, Jon Stewart decided to throw his pigs in to the mix.
The former silver screen star and his wife decided to subject Anna and Maybelle, two of their farm residents, to choosing which of the opposing teams would win the big game. I’m hoping the pair really are clairvoyant, and took this opportunity to sway some humans to gamble for the wrong team. Yup, ‘The Daily Squeal’ named the Panthers, when it was the Broncos that took it.
It may have been their first foray in to sports broadcasting, but I’m betting this pair would be more interested in talking ‘pigskins’ or super bowl snacks, if given the microphone. Rather than making pointless predictions, I wish Jon would help his sanctuary friends promote veganism. But of course, that would start with him and his wife.
Is it possible for us to sport-it-up without the use of animals? Of course. Maybe Super Bowl 51 will be different.