Seven reasons to stop giving a fuck about Justin Timberlake’s “vegan suit”
Everybody is still in a tizzy over JT’s camo ensemble from this past weekend’s Super Bowl halftime show. Yes, we all took a collective breath between bites of cauliflower wings to scoff in horror at the once sexy-back singer’s brazen disregard for good fashion. But hark! These weren’t just normal horrendous garments, they were allegedly vegan. I have stewed on the promotion of this for several days now and finally stopped raging long enough to put together a tasteful list of seven reasons why we all need to stop giving a fuck about this substance-less “vegan news.”
- Justin Timberlake isn’t vegan
Whenever we celebrate someone for doing something “vegan” without being vegan (celebrity or not), we are saying that act is enough (it’s not). This isn’t the first suit that’s gotten Timberlake vegan attention after all. I’m sure all his halftime supporters remember the SNL tofu suit fondly and forget he’s no animal ally. He’s only rumoured to be vegetarian, and therefore still exploits animals.
2. Justin Timberlake didn’t pick it out to promote veganism
I can’t help but imagine the fashion team behind JT jumping up and down in an attempt to grab our attention. People must already know that celebrities aren’t responsible for the outfits they wear on stage, and in this case, he most definitely did not demand a vegan suit in an attempt to promote veganism to the million of viewers tuning in. Someone is going to take to the comments to argue that whomever the angel was who voted for a Stella McCartney outfit was obviously thinking about animals, but that person hasn’t made it to #3 yet.
3. Stella McCartney is not a vegan designer
I’m not quite sure how she’s done it, but the confusion card is often dealt by companies that profit off of animal exploitation. Stella utilizes some animal-free fabrics in her fashion like faux leather and fur, but still actively designs and sells 100% wool and 100% silk garments. In fact, her site calls her designs “vegetarian,” which is in line with the entire McCartney ethos (yes, I’m referring to the non-vegan Linda McCartney food range). The fact that a “Respect For Animals” page exists on the Stella McCartney website at all is insulting, as she seems to think silk worms and sheep aren’t deserving of the same respect as cows.
4. The suit might not have been vegan
I can find article after article calling the suit vegan, but even McCartney doesn’t so much as #vegan her posts about it on Instagram. Yes, the t-shirt was cotton and the jacket fringe may have featured faux-leather, but there’s a good chance there’s a percentage of wool and silk not being declared. Take it from someone that has had a real hard time finding their partner vegan suits that are any heavier than gonna-sweat-cuz-it’s-summer weight. I’d wager this is no different than news outlets wrongly labelling someone vegan because they’re caught with a green smoothie in hand.
5. No one liked the suit (cuz it’s ugly)
A suit this ugly may actually deter someone from considering or purchasing vegan clothing. It’s a stretch, but bad PR is bad PR. Heaven forbid people start believing this outfit is some sort of vegan uniform or that we’re all trying to update from the hippie stereotype to a sort of fuck-boy cowboy and cowgirl chic. Honestly, we would have been better off if the world decided left shark was a vegan.
6. No one has ever gone vegan because they liked a suit
Come now. Would we have lost our shit if JT had worn a cotton tee and denim jeans? Lots of clothing happens to be vegan. I get it, he didn’t follow in Beyoncé’s footsteps with a leather onesie, but he also didn’t use his record breaking third performance to make any sort of stand. Unless knocking down the mystic and hype of halftime shows was part of his plan.
7. No one has gone vegan at a Super Bowl party
Sure, I bet lots of vegans host ’em or at least invade them with vegan snacks. But vegan education on the morality of using animals is not easy to get out between whistles. Unless maybe you picture-in-picture a screening of Earthlings, you’re probably not making any converts over four hours of binge drinking.
My father thought a “vegan suit” would be more of an antithesis of Lady Gaga’s infamous meat dress, and would be a hideous crocheted poncho of kale leaves. Now, he thinks it’s just trendy, ugly, fast fashion. Thanks, Stella and JT. Thank’s a lot. At least now I can continue with my yearly Super Bowl tradition — not watching the Super Bowl.
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