All Ecorazzi Posts

The Green Picture: Paris Hilton Gives Us Wild Animal Fantasies

by Michael dEstries

The above spoof of National Geographic was created by the class-skipping slackers at the Harvard Lampoon. From their release, “The issue’s cover features socialite Paris Hilton as she’s never been

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Sundance’s THE GREEN Returns For Season Two Tonight

by Michael dEstries

If you’re one of the 25 million or so that subscribe to The Sundance Channel, prepare to cuddle up on the couch tonight as season two of THE GREEN kicks

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Will Britney Spears Work for PETA?

by MPD

I know, I know — we’ve been pulling your leg a lot today, but this story is for real. Britney Spears has officially been offered a job working with the People For

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PETA Files Motion To Change Name After Mediterranean Take-Out Debacle

by MPD

Earlier this morning, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, most commonly known as PETA, filed a request to legally change their name after an embarrassing Mediterranean take-out debacle.   On

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Golden Girls To Reunite For New Sexy PETA Ads!

by Michael dEstries

The Golden Girls want to thank you for being more than a friend — they also want to thank you for going vegetarian! In a surprising announcement, the original cast

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Natalie Portman Goes On The Atkins Diet

by MPD

In a shocking turn of events, long-time vegetarian and recent vegan Natalie Portman has given up Tofurkey and gone back to the real stuff. Earlier this week, on a popular

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Knut The Polar Bear Arrested On Drug Possession, Drunk Driving

by Michael dEstries

Adding even more sadness to what is quickly becoming a typical Hollywood career implosion, Knut the polar bear was arrested today along the Pacific Coast Highway while driving under the

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