Animals

NFL Star Tony Gonzalez Goes Vegan. Sporting World Shocked.

by Michael dEstries

You know there’s an odd attitude towards vegan diets when an article describes followers as “young rebels and aging nonconformists.” Thanks, however, to books like Skinny Bitch and The China

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Daryl Hannah Lends Her Pipes To New Underwater IMAX Film

by Michael Parrish DuDell

Oh Daryl, how we love you so. Wouldn’t it be awesome if Daryl Hannah and Ed Begley Jr. mated and had little green offspring that grew up and saved the

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Simon Cowell: Leaving It All For Charity

by Michael Parrish DuDell

When I think of Simon Cowell, the first expression that pops in my head is, “That was by fah (far) the wehst (worst) thing I’ve eva (ever) seen (seen). ”

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KFC Uses Celebrities As They Attempt To Look Charitable

by Michael Parrish DuDell

Does KFC really have a heart? The answer to that question is: NO!! I’m sorry, but as someone who cares even a smidgen about the well being of animals, I

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James Cromwell Lends His Voice To An HSUS Talkie

by Michael Parrish DuDell

James Cromwell wouldn’t remember, but I waited on him once at a restaurant in New York. He and his wife were SUPER kind and damn generous tippers. So it’s no

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Extreme Dog Makeover Post Hurricane Michael Vick

by Michael Parrish DuDell

I’m sure by now, everyone knows ALL about the whole Michael Vick dog-fighting incident. Well, on January 28th, for the first time since the trial, the media will be invited to

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Pink Teams Up With PETA To Prove They Aren’t Just Horsing Around

by Michael Parrish DuDell

I know some of our readers aren’t particularly excited about the fact that I cover PETA stories quite regularly, but this one is totally great…I promise. Singer, Pink, has teamed

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