Celebrities

Will Britney Spears Work for PETA?

by MPD

I know, I know — we’ve been pulling your leg a lot today, but this story is for real. Britney Spears has officially been offered a job working with the People For

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PETA Files Motion To Change Name After Mediterranean Take-Out Debacle

by MPD

Earlier this morning, The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, most commonly known as PETA, filed a request to legally change their name after an embarrassing Mediterranean take-out debacle.   On

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Natalie Portman Goes On The Atkins Diet

by MPD

In a shocking turn of events, long-time vegetarian and recent vegan Natalie Portman has given up Tofurkey and gone back to the real stuff. Earlier this week, on a popular

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Knut The Polar Bear Arrested On Drug Possession, Drunk Driving

by Michael dEstries

Adding even more sadness to what is quickly becoming a typical Hollywood career implosion, Knut the polar bear was arrested today along the Pacific Coast Highway while driving under the

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McCain Chooses Al Gore For Vice President

by Michael dEstries

In a shocking move of bipartisanship, Republican presidential candidate John McCain announced that he has decided to run with Al Gore for the 2008 ticket. The early announcement has sent

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Tommy Lee And Ludacris Hit Battleground Earth On Planet Green

by Michael dEstries

At first I read the above as “Battlefield Earth” and thought we were going to be treated to another round of John Travolta dressed as a Klingon-type thing. Thankfully, Battleground

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The Green Picture: Kate Hudson’s Photo Shoot Is Purr-fect

by Michael dEstries

The above photo is an upcoming sneak peek of the ad campaign for Kate Hudson’s new eco-friendly hair line. Hudson recently headed to Africa with famed photographer Peter Lindbergh to

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